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Distinguished Collector of Free Stuff

Miami Beach, FL
Joined September 2023
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If You Arent Blind And Have A “Service Dog” I Will Yell At You
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Mosquito Coast
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Type shii 🎧
The only logical explanation for why headphone cables tangle so much is demonic intervention
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I don’t get how people get depressed.. just do goat yoga
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This photographer and model were hit by a speeding Bugatti on set… fortunately the model walked away from the scene completely unscathed thanks to our innovative MosquitoTech™️ silk’s protective properties. Forgot to check on the photographer until now but she’s probably fine
Bts of a MAJOR mosquito coast photo shoot today.. the fashion world is truly not ready for what is to come
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no one writes pop songs like Seal's Kiss From A Rose any more. they don't know how to do it.
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Bank flagged a $3.30 transaction and immediately texted me asking if it was fraud. They knew I’ve never spent three dollars in my life
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do nothing type shit
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🚨🚨🚨GET AHOLD OF EVERY POKEMON CARD YOU CAN IN THE NEXT 72 HOURS. PUNCH A TODDLER. ROB A CARD SHOP. FREAK THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW🚨🚨🚨
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Mosquito Coast meetup here
🤖 Made with AI
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I just spoke to an insider. Everything is going to be ok
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I hope I give out not just a mysterious gambler aura, but also ancient chinese vibe as well
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Jamie retweeted
the nissan altima drivers are now slowly switching to hyundai elantras be wary ‼️
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MAJOR ALERT FOR MARGARITAVILLE PATRIOTS, BE CAREFUL STAY SAFE
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple customers suffer chemical burns after a North Carolina Chili's employee mistakes an industrial cleaning chemical for salt while preparing margaritas.
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Hit The Bricks Kid I Dont Care That The City Says Trick Or Treat Is Tonight. Halloween Is On Saturday. We Aint Got No Candy For Your Types Round Here.
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White People Be Like “I Took My Dog Trick Or Treating”
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white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle
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something political to my fellow miami residents: Two years ago, the City of Miami removed historic protection from PART of the First Presbyterian Church site at 609 Brickell to clear the way for a 75-story tower that the church wants to profit off of. This is a SHADY church right in the middle of Brickel, they: - used their land to lease it to FOR PROFIT businesses - didn’t pay taxes - encountered a big tax bill when the city found out Their solution? - enter into a deal with a real estate developer to make an estimated 240++ million on a tower to be built in what is currently their parking lot and green space - remove over FIFTY historic trees in a neighboring park to make way for the building - after the sale they will remain a religious tax exempt entity and enter into a revenue share with Nobu I’m usually not a NIMBY but this egregious. This a corrupt church. The City’s Historic and Environmental Preservation Board will now hear the matter again. The hearing is Tuesday, November 3 at 3 p.m. at Miami City Hall. It falls on Election Day, so attendance will be thin unless we make a point of being there. Save the trees and park
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