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Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Joined April 2009
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how she felt tweeting this
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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History Channel Documentary on China: [gong noise] five thousand years of civilization- Me (admittedly quite bad with numbers): oh my gosh so they had dinosaurs
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Thank you for your service 🫡
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Uh... He has a point. Just saying!
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the nytimes profile of dario amodei led me to his sister’s wedding website and it’s... interesting
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Sometimes I regret making my Muse icon look like Mark Zuckerberg when I first signed up, but now that there’s voice mode I feel confident in my choices
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Seen waay to many people be like “OSOFF ‘28” He sucks and more people should know it.
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You can’t lead the opposition party while being bankrolled by the opposition. This should not be a controversial take.
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
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Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.
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Surely the last 24hrs has to be in the top 10 Twitter days of all time
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HOLY SHIT ITS BRILLIANT 😭
Replying to @vgrasta
I need Nas Ether behind this
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"I screamed at God for the starving children until I realized that the starving children was God screaming at me." yeah
When you listen to James Talarico, you realize that last night's results were not just a rejection of Trump and Israel's Iran war, but also a rejection of a Democratic Party led by people like Biden, Blinken, and Sullivan: "I've never taken money from AIPAC, and I'm not taking money from AIPAC in this campaign. Seeing what's happening in Gaza makes me sick to my stomach as a teacher, as a Christian, as a human being" This is his message, and he won in Texas!
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Hello! Two standup sets this week. Both 10ish minutes, both with a lot of people who are insanely good at this. Thursday 11/5 9:45p - Big Laugh, Fort Worth fortworth.blcomedy.com/event… Saturday 11/7 8:00p - Almost Home Taphouse, Little Elm - nextstopcomedy.com/events/al…
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A patriot just sent me this photo from Texas. Buc-ees has fallen.
buc-ee has taken the shahada. buc-ee’s is now certified halal. TAKBIR! ALLAHU AKBAR!
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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NEW PODCAST ON WOKE 3 OUT NOW
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Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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This is what woke 3 is all about. We’re getting so woke we are not even gonna be able to say the word woke anymore if we’re white!!!!
Replying to @MeganBitchell
White people love to call themselves “woke” while culturally appropriating a term from AAVE to further remove black people from its original definition
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