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Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Joined April 2009
Thank you for your service 🫡
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A racket is an illegal scheme. Racketeer is a person who runs a racket. Pretty straightforward. The more I think about the word "launder," so is money laundering. I think the scene in Loaded Weapon 1 just cooked my brain youtube.com/watch?v=OYnkd_7-…
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Election night 2016, a Notre Dame fan and a man who looks remarkably like you hosted a live results podcast in Deep Ellum that probably had a similar mood as whatever Dave Portnoy did last night.
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I decided to make this a tradition. I went to 3 different stores to get 25 big pickles. Year 3 as the Pickle House.
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In 2024, I saw a redditor say they always put 1 potato in their candy bowl & tell kids they can have candy OR the potato. The kids fight over it & call them the Potato House. I didn't have any potatoes, but I had a big pickle. It was gone to the first group of trick-or-treaters.
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Replying to @machinesports
Imagine being this stupid and/or craven
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