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Jesus With Issues

@JesusWithIssues

I am God's son. But I'm also God. But different. You wouldn't understand. Sometimes I do magic tricks.

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Joined January 2012
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Glory!
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Glory!
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Whenever I get down in the dumps, I like to remind myself that someone is driving this van around in public. Glory!
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Well, I was going to return today but this guy used all caps lettering. Also, van needs more bears. Glory!
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Mmmm. Sky Cake is delicious! youtube.com/watch?v=twq-ouRp…
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Atheists: I know you are pretty skeptical about whether God exists. But I found this van. So that settles it. Glory!
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Ok, we've got a taker. 10 hours of Jesus is a friend of mine. Glory! youtube.com/watch?v=T8T4S3JS…
Jesus is a friend of mine 10 hours

Jesus is a friend of mine 10 hours

Don't be put off by the hard core rock and roll, this is a 10 hour ...

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Umm. Thanks! So many of my followers aren't willing to do this. Glory!
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See, this is the kind of hate speech Christians have to endure. (h/t @DarkMatter2525) Glory! youtube.com/watch?v=mmXpJuEn…
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Hold the phone. I'm back. And my Dad and I are preparing for war. Glory! youtube.com/watch?v=Xwwhp9_q…
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