Everything is a good curse for your enemy if you look hard enough. 'I thought he was super MoDox or conservative'. In house Devil's advocate @AssociatedFress.
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May you run out of ideas for your shtik account so you resort to using Twitter like most people
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May you Daven in front of someone who shakes his Lulav according to the other Minhag @JewishCurses
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May your most viral post have a typo
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May the only music you can listen to be Macklemore’s. @JewishCurses
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"May you be annoyed by many more s'machot."
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@JewishCurses, may you still be davening shemoneh esrei when they're about to start leining the Megillah.
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May you Daven Nusach Ashkenaz, yet somehow always take the Nusach Sefard Siddur in Shul .@jewishcurses
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May your neatly crafted open-faced sandwich fall face-down before the first bite
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May your Sunday's cream cheese freeze in the fridge
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May you get an important phone call in the middle of saying krias shema at sof zman hagra.
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May your kids pick up all their toys and scatter them all over your floor.
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Aside from the @thedDovid Taub shtik last year for korach (and BDE for Miriam in Chukas), he haven't had good parshas bilam (bilaam?) shtik since four years ago when @JewishCurses tweeted blessings for a week (and even that was good shtik but not satire)
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May you have a house full of children who make you laugh all day long, and a postpartum weakened pelvic floor.
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I’m quite fond of Zoln di lise in dayn hemd khasunah hoben mit di vantzen in dayn matras, aun zeyer zoymen zoln zikh aynshteln in dayne untervesh. (May the lice in your shirt marry the bedbugs in your mattress, and may their offspring set up residence in your underwear.)
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May you arrive to Shul too late for the first Shacharis, but too early for the next one.
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May your pizza have raw dough and the cheese stuck to the top of the box.
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@JewishCurses May you finally get to work on time, only to realize that it's a legal holiday.