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Jim Fuoco

@JimFuoco

Mostly bad jokes, baseball, and boat life on here.

 Blue Point, NY
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Joined July 2009
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Any more brainbusters?
HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 19
Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, and Stephen Curry aren’t available. Game 7 of the NBA Finals. You’re down 1 with 5 seconds left. Name a player you’re trusting to take the last shot.
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Replying to @BowTiedYukon @BowTiedKong
Puppies*
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And to think, I got to chuck the pigskin around DPFI with him less than a decade ago… @LongHammering
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NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) profile pictureNFL Memes
@NFLMemes6 Sep 2025
“Ohh look at me, I have a rocket arm and look like I was built in a lab. I live in sunny Los Angeles, have long flowy blonde hair, make $60M a year and am dating Madison Beer” Fuck you.
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Replying to @cucci_smalls
You sure you want to go closet for closet? Here’s just a sneak peak of mine, and these aren’t even my best pairs
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Replying to @gschwartz9 @nymetrowx
@gschwartz9 @nymetrowx
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Replying to @ryanseal13
Your championship deserves an asterisk for proposing that trade.
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Replying to @BowTiedOx
Hey @cjnieI…
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Replying to @mikeyfowler18
@mikeyfowler18
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I like this version of the photo best
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Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) profile pictureTalkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanks2 Oct 2024
Yankees have advanced further than the Astros for the first time since 2012
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Behind the scenes at the anthem scoring factory aka @_UncleRooney’s lab:
Ingrid Andress (@IngridAndress) profile pictureIngrid Andress
@IngridAndress16 Jul 2024
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Replying to @gschwartz9 @LongHammering @Smartiello
@gschwartz9 @LongHammering @Smartiello
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Replying to @gschwartz9 @CoreyPerich @ltornetta2
@gschwartz9 @CoreyPerich @ltornetta2
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Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) profile pictureJoe Weisenthal
@TheStalwart2 May 2024
FYI. In just about 7 weeks, the days will start getting shorter.
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Andy could not be more spot on. Seeing things like this brings @ltornetta2 and I back to our dark days of pimpin in Park Slope. We've done way too much group therapy to have to revisit those times against our will. #StopPimpHate #SaveThePimps
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Any more brainbusters, Dylan?
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Dylan (@PowellAnalytics) profile pictureDylan@PowellAnalytics5 Mar 2024
If you had to pick one sports moment to show up for "elite athleticism" in Google search results, which moment would you choose?
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Replying to @LongHammering @ltornetta2
“I see the resemblance” - @ltornetta2
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