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Blue Point, NY
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Jim Fuoco retweeted
Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.
She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.
We aren't.
We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.
I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.
I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.
I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.
I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.
We don't even have a European market.
She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.
I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.
I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
Jim Fuoco retweeted
I watched a junior admin troubleshoot a connectivity issue.
He couldn't SSH into a server.
He ran iptables -L.
He saw a bunch of rules.
He panicked.
He ran iptables -F.
Suddenly, he could SSH in.
He cheered.
I asked if he enjoyed turning the server into a demilitarized zone or just hated firewalls.
He looked confused and said, "It worked."
I told him he didn't fix the issue; he just removed the condom and declared the STD cured.
I walked him through the logs.
We saw that his IP was being rate limited due to a brute-force attempt from his previous office.
I forced him to write an iptables restore script from memory, then locked his outgoing SSH to port 22 only until he restored the original rules.
Jim Fuoco retweeted
And now with Netflix's price hike, that's out of the question. RT @JimFuoco
Jim Fuoco retweeted
Kangaroo: ::walks through gym::
Tiktok Clout Chaser: “omg that kangaroo made me feel so uncomfortable. I reported him to the front desk”
Jim Fuoco retweeted
i'm really excited for a younger generation to be able to experience this game. goldeneye's multiplayer mode is a highly accurate simulation of what being a spy is like
Jim Fuoco retweeted
Sad to announce we've made the difficult decision to postpone this year's outing. Mother Nature doesn't seem to be on our side for tomorrow.
That said, we've tentatively set the rain date for Thursday, 10/13 at Bellport. Mark your calendars, and stay tuned for updates!
Jim Fuoco retweeted
Join us on Monday, 8/15 at 6PM for our first ever “Cornament" at @DublinDeckTiki to support @CampPaQuaTuck
Winning team takes home $500!
Get the details and signup here:
camppaquatuck.com/first-annu…
Jim Fuoco retweeted
“This event is a known..you get waffled at it. Every hole has drinks and all that. That’s why I’m gonna have fun.” - @GioWFAN
Nicest thing anyone has ever said about our outing. I’m in tears.
overcast.fm/+JRHZFjfWs/48:13
Jim Fuoco retweeted
Hmmm @GioWFAN talking about a charity golf outing in September he said he would golf in? Makes you think.
Jim Fuoco retweeted
@ltornetta2 sorry about your morning.
Jim Fuoco retweeted
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