Mostly bad jokes, baseball, and boat life on here.
Blue Point, NY
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Without reading into this story I’m almost positive the streamer is @ryanseal13
The god @JordanVanDina
Jim Fuoco retweeted
Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.
She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.
We aren't.
We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.
I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.
I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.
I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.
I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.
We don't even have a European market.
She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.
I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.
I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
Have we gotten a score yet @_UncleRooney?
And he’s alive? Running up the score on @zdaddy3319
“Comebacker to @LongHammering, the runner breaks for home, he’s got him dead to rights..”
Jim Fuoco retweeted
I watched a junior admin troubleshoot a connectivity issue.
He couldn't SSH into a server.
He ran iptables -L.
He saw a bunch of rules.
He panicked.
He ran iptables -F.
Suddenly, he could SSH in.
He cheered.
I asked if he enjoyed turning the server into a demilitarized zone or just hated firewalls.
He looked confused and said, "It worked."
I told him he didn't fix the issue; he just removed the condom and declared the STD cured.
I walked him through the logs.
We saw that his IP was being rate limited due to a brute-force attempt from his previous office.
I forced him to write an iptables restore script from memory, then locked his outgoing SSH to port 22 only until he restored the original rules.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Winter sols
Winter sols who?
Winter SolsDis 6 months of increasing daylight in your mouth!!!
#WinterSolstice
We used to be a proper country where saying nerdy things like this would result in @Izzo_Nick giving you a swirly. Get lost, dweeb.
And to think, I got to chuck the pigskin around DPFI with him less than a decade ago… @LongHammering
“Hey @LongHammering , she’s a little more ship than you’ve wrestled in the past, sure you’re up for it?”
:: drags heater ::
“Just give me the sticks and let me cook”
24m Medyılmaz Shipyard yacht Dolce Vento sinks immediately after launch...
The incident occurred at approximately 2.30pm yesterday (2 September) at the yard's facilities in Eregli, Turkey.
More information here: boatint.com/1vy
I simply cannot believe we (me, @AnaFather, @JoshAllenQB) have lost to a guy like this with literally the worst takes ever taken since takes took.
We are so back. It will be light forever. This is insane.
That #SummerSolstice getting all froggy this year and coming on June 20? Go outside, and stay outside forever! It'll never get dark again!!
This was my text. And I stand by it.
I bought a mattress from a guy I didn’t know, on twitter and it’s been awesome. @mattressguy_ knows his stuff.
