Father of two great boys, Husband to a great wife. Youth Football Coach, arm chair political, sports, and technology pundit. Expect typos!

Charlottesville, VA
Joined March 2008
Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
This is going to get a lot of use over the next week.
NEW Crystal Ball: The great @JeffESchapiro on the key House races and overall dynamics in VIRGINIA, where Democrats may come close to achieving the gains that their failed gerrymander sought centerforpolitics.org/crysta…
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
*whispers* pollsters will also take less heat if they end up underestimating Democrats than if they end up underestimating Republicans this year.
I'm not sure what it would take to de-entrench the presumption that polls systematically underrate conservative parties or candidates. It's not true historically, but it's a cheapie take that will never really get you criticized. web.archive.org/web/20170423…
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
Evan I thought your book was OK, and I'm certainly very receptive to the idea of D organizations having become too woke/progressive/etc but this Cheesecake Factory stuff makes you look like a humorless reactionary idiot take the fucking L.
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are ā€œtoo goodā€ for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
I just spit out my water 🤣
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
When I preordered iPhone Duo at @BestBuy they guaranteed an Oct 23 pickup date. Even said so earlier this week in the Order confirmation pages. Night before they ghost me. Incredible work Best Buy.
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
Final personal US House result prediction (GCB): D+11 - D+14
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
I got the Covid vaccine. Now five years later, I need new tires for my car. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
AMD FSR 4.1 is finally coming to Xbox Series X, which rivals PS5's QSSR: bit.ly/4zJXDp9
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
COVID taught me three things, one of them good, two of them terrible: 1. The good people are far better than I realized. 2. The bad people are vastly worse than I realized. 3. The stupid people are stunningly more stupid than I realized. Get vaccinated.
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
The part of the fanbase blaming Jayden are fucking lost I can't stand you people
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
What kind of route combination/play call is that? Who the F is he supposed to throw that to? That’s garbage
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
3 man rush and the O-line can’t stop it LOL
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
Setting your QB up for failure. I can’t stand it.
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
Oh yeah we should move on from that guy. šŸ™„
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Yall are mad he threw the ball away on 4th down when our line is getting abused, corners can’t stick with anyone, blitz isn’t coming close to getting home, RBs can’t get a yard, Terrys hurt, Diggs dropping passes and we’re getting out coached…. Sure
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
Listening to the Commanders radio feed, and London Fletcher and Logan Paulsen pointed out that on the 3rd-and-8 sack, Jayden had mostly longer-developing routes with few intermediate options. The growing pains of a first-time offensive play caller are beyond frustrating.
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
Time is a flat circle. "Oh that was fourth down" - Dan Quinn "We can be eliminated (from the playoffs)?" - Ron Rivera
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
In my medical opinion, the patient is suffering from a severe need to be the center of attention. Prognosis: full return to posting within weeks. Too much money to be made from grifting.
BREAKING: Dr. Jesse Morse has officially RETIRED from discussing sports injuries on social media
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Keith Foster🄃 retweeted
You’ve never filled out a death certificate, never treated a dying COVID patient, and your evidence is ā€œmy friendā€ plus whatever circulated in your Facebook group. I have filled out death certificates. I know what ā€œunderlying cause of deathā€ means, and I know the legal and professional consequences of falsifying one. If someone dies from traumatic injuries in a car crash, COVID does not magically become the cause of death because they happened to test positive. You are taking an anecdote you cannot verify and using it to accuse physicians across the country of fraud. And calling me a ā€œdumb fuckā€ does not improve the evidentiary quality of the anecdote.
Replying to @drterrysimpson
Hey dumb fuck, there's a difference between dying from covid and dying with covid. hospitals labeled people dying because they tested positive for covid but that's not what killed them. A friend of mine died in a car accident and the cause of death was covid so stfu
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