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Professional Tiredman | 30, He/Him

Another Valencia, (S)pain
Joined June 2026
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An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: EA-18G Growler Electronic Warfare Aircraft by Boeing. Thank you! throne.com/ritterine #Wishlist #throne
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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Cuando te gustan algunas cosas con las voces en japonés, otras con las voces en español y otras con las voces en inglés, debes pagar el alto precio de tener que leer discusiones que te parecen el triple de estúpidas
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Quem diria que tratar os funcionários como seres humanos traria benefícios
🚨 BREAKING NEWS l CEO da C&A confirma queda nas faltas dos funcionários após adotar escala 5x2 em 60 lojas
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Saimon 🌙 retweeted
الحياة السياسية دي مش لأي حد فعلًا ازاي مسك نفسه انه يرقص
محطة فوكس اليمينية: عبدالسيد يتعرض للمقاطعة خلال القاء خطابه الليلة.
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Cyper attacks disabling refrigeration systems in spermarket chain stores in the US and across Europe destorying tons of food and life saving blood supplies, and now millions of pounds of potatoes and a seed bank are burned in a fire...anyone else see the pattern forming?
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Top 3 worst things that have happened to me: 1. Being born neurodivergent in Venezuela 2. Chavismo 3. A.i
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Saimon 🌙 retweeted
I would love if we could channel the datacenter backlash into curbing the excesses of Big Tech in general. Get screens out of cars. Get computers out of refrigerators. Stop surveilling everything all the time, stop forcing me into the app, stop trying to steal my data.
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Ay, por favor ❤️❤️❤️.
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Framed a photo of Zohran Mamdani for our apartment, like the Catholics used to do for JFK
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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Saimon 🌙 retweeted
The fact that Germany’s largest ISP considers 10 Mbps a speed worth discussing in 2026 is a fascinating glimpse into the technological ambitions of Europe's largest economy.
So lange braucht ihr für den GTA VI Download 🤯 10 Mbps -> 47 Stunden 7 Minuten 25 Mbps -> 18 Stunden 51 Minuten 50 Mbps -> 9 Stunden 25 Minuten 100 Mbps -> 4 Stunden 43 Minuten 500 Mbps -> 56 Minuten 32 Sekunden 1000 Mbps -> 28 Minuten 16 Sekunden Wie lange braucht ihr? 🧐
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Vendo teléfono reventado contra la pared
What do you mean we got together 15 years ago because of this game, got married and I walked down the aisle to Zelda’s Lullaby, and then last night we got to sit in bed together and start the remake of the game that brought us together? Life is so beautiful. #OcarinaofTimeRemake
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Nature is amazing, vandalize your local data center
Have you ever seen a more perfect gradient 😭
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examining the yuri that oomf sent me on discord
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lulismo esotérico afetando todos os países
🇵🇾🚨 | SANTIAGO PEÑA ES DETENIDO
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an english speaker could never come up with this
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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