''...suppose the cosmo-mutt mind lost his simply.'' The Cheese was the best character. professional link unenjoyer. Raytheon procurement specialist: see life

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Joined January 2019
Isle of Shedโ„ข
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Sometimes you throw a like at a post and twitter just eats it. Nom like gone.
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Replying to @gnykka
"Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back" โ€” ะพะฝะฐ?
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My favorite fun fact about this, EA received the Guinness World Record for most downvoted post on the platform lol
EA trying to make a quick easy buck through controversial means has never once backfired in the history of their company. Nope not at all.
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remember when google search was uncannily good and could find exactly what you were looking for even from a really vague prompt? i'm reminded of those times, as i have been looking for a particular meme for like 30 mins now and it hasn't even gotten close
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Someone buy that cat a pack of Marlboros a bud light and a 1986 Camaro
My cat was born with a mullet
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ZIGGY Tom Wilson 10.28.71
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I like that twitter has a public shaming option. Shame. Shame on all of you for selling your personal information to the billionaire for a measly $5.
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There's going to be a random grave with "Hi Sandy, hope you're well." written on the tombstone and a plaque next to it with every John Romero tweet engraved into it
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What's the only thing that scares a ghost?
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"Hi Sandy," gotta be a day ruiner when sandy gets that notification
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. Iโ€™ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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>4WD not AWD Pajero.
Just got a turbo, 4wd, 2dr japanese homologation car, guess what it is
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This is more of just a complaint that I lost a sock from my ever dwindling pile of socks but c'mon how did I lose it so quickly wtf
Threw a sock and watched it disappear. I mean literally disappear. One moment it's in the air Next moment I can't find where it landed Just gone
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Threw a sock and watched it disappear. I mean literally disappear. One moment it's in the air Next moment I can't find where it landed Just gone
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When your bottom is misbehaving so you put the key to their chastity cage in a claw machine
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And when I close my eyes, I see this isn't the universe for me. I get glimpses into my other life, faded memories of what would have been, a reminder that we're not meant to be here.
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Can more people have this realization? Every Gen X in my job is hooked on Polymarket and come in every Monday bitching and moaning about how they lost to the Lose All Your Moneyโ„ข company.
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like โ€œJust remember, they donโ€™t pay for all those commercials because people win all the timeโ€ and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like โ€œWoahโ€ฆ yeahโ€ฆ huhโ€ฆโ€
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