life's foul-mouthed casualty β€’ ig/alt: @pausedmortem

inside, dead
Joined December 2011
After careful consideration, fuck this shit.
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always leaving when i should be arriving
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Dressing my age for halloween.
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'whats wrong with you' yes.
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Nothing ruins the morning like gaining consciousness
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I've decided I'm not gonna be mad today, just evil.
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"Sexiest man alive" but the photoshoots are never sexy.
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Too lazy to shave today. So I'm not very babygirl right now.
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Ride that high till it goes limp.
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And another 23 minutes,
Episode 1 of season 2 of fave show aired today. So I was like happy for like 23 minutes. Yay.
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-Be the hamburger helper. Bring me the hamburgers (Me, as a therapist)
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I didn’t come here to be productive. I came here to scroll and judge quietly.
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Discover your inner fuck off.
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stimming all by yourself beautiful?
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clocking in for my insane paranoia shift
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I'm not interested in your ai pics or videos. I'm only into unapologetically real.
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meh, I’ve seen fuller moons
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One of the best pilots imo. Brutally killing off the "main" kids save for one in the first episode? Beyond gagged.
1 year ago today, the First Episode for the β€˜IT: Welcome To Derry’ series premiered on HBO Max. 🎈
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I’m no good at good byes but amazing at fuck offs!
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Hi! [Not you, your cock.]
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Dressing my wound for halloween.
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