@highmay29

hot takes and hot cakes

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Joined May 2019
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K Squared@thatdentaldude1h
A marijuana themed cruise ship, called Smoke on the Water.
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@highmay2931 Oct 2022
dudes out here cumming in socks and i can't even get a text back
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Mike Miller@popartcartoonz18h
This is my emotional support evening bowl of cookies 'n cream protein Cheerios.
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JP 🍍@JPLFR805h
If there was a world-wide underboob Olympics, everyone would win. EVERYONE!
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David 🎃@DBStoner1h
Reading between the li(n)es.
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My personality is 40% pancakes, 40% syrup, 20% forgot why I walked into this room.
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Charlie Ledger
@CharlieLedgerXOct 26
I say “never again” and then I again again
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Deann@CarpeDeannSep 4
I’m not fluffy. My body is fighting to contain all this personality.
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@providentialy3h
A little music, a long ride, and a lot of you.
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a drunk wizard@adrunkwizOct 27
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That Mom Tho@mom_tho18h
She believed she could…but then it got dark too early so she didn’t.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric20h
Have we ever thought to ask the daylight if it even wants to be saved.
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cuckold jones@cuckcatOct 26
are you gonna trick me or treat me right bro
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BC🇨🇦Bee@sexyhandeemanOct 27
Autocorrect changed dentist appointment to Destiny Appointment and now I’m going to be unstoppable today.
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@saskwatchewanOct 26
Losing My Religion, but replacing “religion” with “inhibitions.” You’ll thank me later.
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 27
Going to ask the mailman to put the political flyers directly into the recycling bin to save me a step
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machine pun jelly👹@iamvkhil2Oct 26
boobs don't solve problems, but they do make you forget what the problem was.
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Okay, these chores aren't going to postpone by themselves
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paused mortem 💀@LeeCramOct 26
Dressing my wound for halloween.
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Queen City Curmudgeon@MisterX2UOct 26
I miss movie trailers when the narrator sounded like he was warning you about the movie.
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