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theRealDocRuth

@LetGoBeFreeDoU

@leftys_corner are on our way to steal Your Pizza . https://teapawt.net/t.co/ttFCg1lJ6h

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Who the fuck gave you all these trophies? *knocks em over
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords212 Jul 2018
For cardio I live beyond my means.
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random ramblr@RandomRamblr19 Apr 2018
My ex cheated and I tweeted
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random ramblr@RandomRamblr19 Apr 2018
I've never been anybody's piece of ass. I'm pretty sure I've always been the asshole.
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I haven’t been on Twitter in quite some time. Don’t worry I don’t even know who I am anymore.. * feeds mannequin pizza
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I’m amazing at giving people head... ...aches.
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I’m really not worried about someone stealing my identity. Good luck with the debt, being called a disappointment, and all of the cats.
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Maybe I’m spiraling into control. You don’t know!
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For someone who hates people, I’ve sure slept with a lot of them.
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I got my degree in Communications, which is ironic because I actively go out of my way to avoid talking to people.
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If I ever apologize to you, just know... it’s court ordered.
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I know two wrongs don't make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I'm on like 673...
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords229 Apr 2018
No thanks Olive Garden, the last place I wanna eat is somewhere that treats me like family.
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Mr Sarcastic@raymondh3h330 Apr 2018
I thought you said “ to make a long story short”
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Mr Sarcastic@raymondh3h32 May 2018
I’ll be signing autographs at the Dollar General Store this weekend... come and see me!
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Mr Sarcastic@raymondh3h32 Jan 2016
If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something
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Son of Dad@ThugRaccoons23 Apr 2018
Me: *takes drag off cigarette* So, here’s the thing, I’m just saying sharks wouldn’t be as scary if they had mullets. UN Secretary General: How did this man get in here?
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords223 Apr 2018
There's something about the sound of a copy machine on a Monday morning that just... takes away my will to live.
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