@leftys_corner are on our way to steal Your Pizza . https://teapawt.net/t.co/ttFCg1lJ6h
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I've never been anybody's piece of ass. I'm pretty sure I've always been the asshole.
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I’m really not worried about someone stealing my identity. Good luck with the debt, being called a disappointment, and all of the cats.
theRealDocRuth retweeted
I got my degree in Communications, which is ironic because I actively go out of my way to avoid talking to people.
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I know two wrongs don't make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I'm on like 673...
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No thanks Olive Garden, the last place I wanna eat is somewhere that treats me like family.
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I’ll be signing autographs at the Dollar General Store this weekend... come and see me!
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Me: *takes drag off cigarette* So, here’s the thing, I’m just saying sharks wouldn’t be as scary if they had mullets.
UN Secretary General: How did this man get in here?
theRealDocRuth retweeted
There's something about the sound of a copy machine on a Monday morning that just... takes away my will to live.
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Let's mix it up next month, and hate each other based solely on zodiac signs.
