Politics. Member of The Tortured Poets Department . Doctor Who. Star Wars. Nerdfighter. AuDHD. Queer. Christian-ish. Directed by Greta Gerwig. he/him/his.
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Actually America was founded by some dudes whose Christian Nationalist government was trying to kill them, so they ran off to the New World and said “yeah let’s never let those loons in charge again”.
Whoopsie!
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Today, Prue Halliwell from Charmed turns 56 –– b. October 28, 1970
Louis ✨ Lanterns brainrot era 💚 retweeted
“Drag is inherently sexual” and it's just Elmo dressed as Miranda Priestly
Louis ✨ Lanterns brainrot era 💚 retweeted
Wait, this actually makes sense.
From 2014 Thanos’s perspective, Clint Barton was the brain behind Loki’s entire 2012 Earth invasion before switching sides.
For all Thanos knew, Hawkeye was Earth’s supreme military tactician.
Louis ✨ Lanterns brainrot era 💚 retweeted
new England is so funny because they're die hard blue voters except for their one emotional support center right governor
Louis ✨ Lanterns brainrot era 💚 retweeted
Obama is now our Grandpresident. He doesn't president us directly, but shows up every now and then with jokes and stories and little gifts, and it really pisses off Trump when we ask if we can just stay and live with Obama instead.
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ele sendo o único que lembrou da wanda e foi salvar ela antes da cidade ser literalmente destruída, embora não tenham trocado uma única palavra antes
Louis ✨ Lanterns brainrot era 💚 retweeted
Shatner and Takei are going to die on the same day (hopefully many years from now) like Jefferson and Adams, aren't they?
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He fought so goddamn hard for this movie. I’m glad he got to see it before he went.
Looney Tunes voice actor Eric Bauza yells “RELEASE COYOTE VS. ACME!” at the 2024 #AnnieAwards.
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People see "youngest inductee ever" and think it’s just another standard trophy for her shelf.
You forget the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame has a strict 20-year career rule before you're even allowed on the ballot.
She didn't just break the record; she was inducted on the literal exact first day the institutional timeline physically allowed her to be. 20 years to the day after "Tim McGraw" dropped.
The system didn't give her an early pass; she just maxed out the timer the second it started running.
Louis ✨ Lanterns brainrot era 💚 retweeted
Catherine O'Hara, Tim Curry, Dolly Parton, Peter Cullen, Mike MacFarland, Tom Kane, AND Eric Bauza passing away in the same year feels like a hate crime I'm so upset.
