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Dear @FCC MAKE THE SPAM POLITICAL TEXT MESSAGES FUCKING STOP! HOLY SHIT! FUCKING DO SOMETHING! AND NO, I'M NOT REPLYING "STOP" TO THE TEXTS!
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT!
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THE HOUSTON ASTROS WIN THE AL WEST FOR THE EIGHTH TIME IN THE LAST TEN YEARS!
PUT FARTBARN OUT THERE FOR FUCK SAKE! GIVE THE MAN A SHOT AT THE 64 YARD FIELD GOAL! HOLY SHIT! THAT'S WHAT YOU PAY HIM FOR!
For the 2nd consecutive weekend, the @HoustonTexans are being moved from the TV to the tablet.
I know it's only 10-0, but it looks like nothing has changed. Guys could barely secure a fumble, then the offense looks terrible. Another game will get top billing today.
Luke Flywalker retweeted
Astros rookie Lucas Spence is the third player in MLB history to hit his first three career home runs in the same game 😱
(h/t @SlangsOnSports)
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NFL: Kids, it’s definitely cool and fun to gamble.
NFL: Kids, you should not trash talk after a big play.
Luke Flywalker retweeted
Yordan Alvarez has his first career 40-homer season 🚀
ALT 40 Home Runs Yordan Alvarez (Houston Astros) Yordan Alvarez in his batting stance while wearing an orange Houston Astros uniform and dark blue Houston Astros helmet.
Luke Flywalker retweeted
The Houston Astros just went into Philly and took 2 of 3 against the hottest team in baseball since the start of August.
They have a 2.5 game lead in the AL West
The Astros. Are. Inevitable.
Luke Flywalker retweeted
just a fakie down a 37.5° incline for 137 METERS 👏
🚲: @tomominishikubo
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