HellCatMaddy retweeted
I'm sorry but this is so fucking lame. Your grandparents partied. Your grandparents hosted, they went to bars, they did shit. They didnt sit around and pride themselves for spending all of their free time staring at their children and mowing the lawn. Get the fuck out of your house. Take your wife out for a drink and listen to some live music. Have a conversation with someone at the bar. Go to a hockey game with your college buddies. Youre not somehow more mature for being homebound. Get a life.
Replying to @decoyrobot @thesecondsingle
I just want the talented internet weirdos to MAKE SOMETHING of themselves and BELIEVE!
Replying to @decoyrobot
You gotta appreciate their quirky charm! Undone is great!
All fun and games till another woman is having his kid.
Nikki Glaser says she'd rather let her husband sleep with another woman than watch TV and text with her
“I don't care if a guy has a sexual connection with a girl and like he was to use protection and just have sex with her for a night. Like I don't, I literally wouldn't care if my husband did that.
"I don't, I don't know why. I don't know why.”
“If he were to like watch The Wire with her or like do crossword puzzles or like text, like send memes and stuff, I would be like, ‘What the fuck are you doing? Like that's our thing.’"
"Like emotional cheating would hurt me, but like physical, I'm just like, I kind of, I just feel like I understand how sex is for men most of the time outside of relationship."
"It's just kind of transactional and it's just like they just want a nut and it's not about like, ‘I want to spend my life with this woman.’ So it wouldn't feel, I just, I don't know. I, I just wouldn't care as much.”
Alex Cooper: “So your barometer is no emotional cheating.”
Nikki Glaser: “Yeah. Totally. Physically cheating is good. But I understand emotional cheating, like if something were to happen where I would want them to tell me about it.
"I would be obviously hurt, but I would understand being drawn to someone else that you have a good connection with because it's like it's hard to, when you just find someone and it's monogamy, your brain doesn't turn off.”
“He's still going to be attracted to other women. He's still going to like be interested in other girls and have good conversations and stuff."
"So, I could see something developing and I would be heartbroken that it happened, especially if it went on without me knowing about it, but I would, I would always ask anyone I was with to be like, ‘If you develop feelings for someone else, tell me and we'll deal with it.’ Like I just don't want to be blindsided.”
“But, if you want to have sex with someone else, also tell me about it cuz I want to like see what she looks like and like ask you about it.”
Alex Cooper: “Okay, wait. Hold on. So, do you identify as like poly or like open relationship, really?”
Nikki Glaser: “Like another girlfriend. I don't want, and I don't want to like be in bed with you guys together."
"I don't want to be in the chair in the corner like cuckolded, like, you know, like watching my boyfriend. I just want to hear about it later.”
Replying to @Madmaddingcrowd @CentipedeMouse
Granted performative eating is annoying too but again no one forced her to do this segment.
Replying to @CentipedeMouse
Plus the too woke feminist in me is annoyed at the return of performative non eating.
Replying to @CentipedeMouse
Every time I’ve gone to France everyone has been lovely as can be to be clear.
Wait till you hear about every male CeO
Replying to @albion_sneed
You can see an attractive young female doctor, whip smart, and nice. Just know the she likes to be choked and called names too.
















