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🚨BREAKING: Trump embarrasses himself by not understanding fiber optic cables.
Today he panned Pete Buttigieg for upgrading the FAA’s copper wiring with converters, incorrectly saying they “put copper into glass”.
Is he really this big of a moron?
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Trump supporter calls one Black woman a b*tch and assaults another because he doesn’t want to remove his Trump hat to obey the rules against wearing campaign paraphernalia in the polling location.
This is the prototype racist Trump supporter.
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Watch Mehdi Hasan absolutely shame Adolfo Franco for his mind-numbingly inane support of the loathsome piece of shit. 🔥🔥🔥👇
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Thanks to @delriz4 for showing me this one.
This is an amazing song.
SOUND UP
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BREAKING: The New York Times drops a bombshell and reveals that MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon rejected suggestions from at least two senior judges to pass Donald Trump's classified documents case to another judge.
And it gets even worse...
Cannon was told by the judges, one of whom was the chief justice of her district, that she should not stay on the case — wise advice given the blatant conflict of interest involved. Cannon, ever the loyal Trump minion, refused to do so.
In fact, Chief justice for the Southern District of Florida, Cecilia Altanoga approached Cannon on MULTIPLE occasions and urged her to step away from the case.
When Cannon rebuffed the suggestions, Altanoga said that it would be "bad optics" for her to remain on the case after she made a shockingly pro-Trump ruling in a separate, related lawsuit connected to the federal raid on Mar-a-Lago.
Again, Cannon refused to heed the prudent suggestion.
The simplest explanation is that Cannon chose to remain on the case so she could serve as a loyal foot soldier for Trump — giving him corrupt preferential treatment as thanks for appointing her to the bench.
Please retweet and ❤️ to demand that Judge Cannon be removed from Trump's case — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb
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As a convicted felon, Trump can't even visit his own golf course in Scotland. As a matter of fact, Trump is barred from visiting many of our allies -- including all of the UK, India, Israel, Japan, China and Canada. This is why we don't nominate convicted felons for president.
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BREAKING: The entire Trump family is rocked with bad news as Judge Arthur Engoron sets the schedule for their sworn testimony in the massive $250 million civil fraud lawsuit — and the dates are right around the corner.
Ivanka tried to slither out of testifying but the judge refused to let her off the hook...
Judge Engoron has ordered that—
Donald Trump Jr. will testify on November 1st.
Eric Trump with testify on November 2nd.
Ivanka Trump will testify on November 3rd.
Disgraced big daddy Donald Trump himself will testify on November 6th.
Keep in mind that if any of them lie under oath that would be perjury, a felony punishable by serious prison time.
Please retweet and ❤️ if you support prosecuting them if they perjure themselves — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a “woke” new Twitter competitor that is exploding in popularity because it banned Trump for life and because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb
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Fetterman had a stroke and he’ll recover from it. What’s Trump’s excuse? Via @TheDailyShow
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“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
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Requiring a vaccine against a virus that has killed an American every minute for almost two years?
Republicans: TRYANNY!
Requiring a piss test for marijuana, a drug that has never killed anyone and is legal in most states?
Republicans: FREEDOM!
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I'm gonna say it, The Pilgrims were super dumb. I mean, come on. Who wears a buckle on their hat? Were they worried their hats would fall down or something? That's a waste of a perfectly good buckle, idiot.
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Reservation Dogs is the first series in the history of the U.S. television industry with an all Native writers room and a Native showrunner at the helm. Plus, it looks dope! Everyone follow their official @RezDogsFXonHulu twitter and share this teaser so it gets a million views!
Small town kids. Big time dreams. Reservation Dogs premieres August 9 exclusively on #FXonHulu.
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Superstar Saturdays brings you the best comics working today. Featuring @jamespconnolly @marcyaffee @comic_m_cooper @drseisenberg @GuistinaChirco @elkethoms @MayurKChauhan @chippj @charcharparpar and more.
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Agreed.
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Tonight in our Virtual Yoo Hoo Room, we welcome @marcyaffee @patrickinmyhead @kellythewlis @blackboyjoseph @jhirtecomedy @JonEliasComedy @themattkaye and more.
5pm PDT TIX: flc.cc/BT0F9UD
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If you can confirm a Supreme Court Justice in 8 days, then you can impeach a President in 10.
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Lucky Trump is only “239” pounds. It’ll make it easier to drag him out of the White House.
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Kerry cut the crap. As majority leader you literally decide every bill that runs. Dems had a bill and you wouldn’t let us vote on it.
If you’re mad we don’t have pre-canvassing, you’re mad at yourself. – at Philadelphia, PA
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Trump likes to blame everybody but himself for the utter mess that he’s created.
America - #BlameTrump. New from @ReallyAmerican1: #DemCast