The official Twitter page of the real Mark Reid. The inventor of correct opinions.

Merseyside
Joined February 2011
If only I'd have been born 20 years earlier, I'd have achieved my dreams of seeing Everton win a trophy and seeing Queen live. 😩😩😩
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Now they’re getting pasted by Bournemouth. Italian footy on its arse
AC Milan’s 2007 Champions League legends reunited!!
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The switch in noise there is mad. Fair play to them.
Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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Three without a win. Two without a goal. The problem isn't one person, it's the whole club. Nobody at Everton is at the level this fanbase deserves.
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Don’t think Moyes realises how big Thursday is
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Your Toffees to take on @Arsenal. COYB! ✊ #ARSEVE
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Modern football is crap
✖️ No problem in 1995, but now??
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Replying to @GOVUK
Gain an hour? You nicked it off us back in March, you cheeky bastards. Now you're handing it back in October like you've done us a favour That's like someone stealing your wallet, returning it six months later and expecting a fucking thank-you card
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Replying to @GOVUK
You have set the UK back 40 years so an hour won't hurt anybody
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To the comments.
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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Makes me feel a bit better
Mason Mount has to be pound for pound the worst premier league signing in history. £60 million, £250k a week. 75 games, 9 goals. Done nothing in over three years. Fuck knows how he’s played so many for England. Never rated him
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Gomes 😂😂 absolute shite
Sandro and Jamie Carragher’s all time Brazil PL XI 🇧🇷 - David Luiz - Thiago Silva - Willian Included in both. 📸Sky
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Oooo get on that.
All-Time English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Football Top Flight Table from Season 1992-93 to 2026-27 after Matchday 7 #EFL myfootballfacts.com/world-fo…
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Three of our #PL fixtures in December have been rescheduled as a result of live broadcast selection. 📆
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The last time Dejan Kulusevski played football Leicester were in the Premier League - they're 14th in L1.
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Today's Toffees to face @ChelseaFC! 👊 #EVECHE
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What are the chances of them running out before 11am? Wish I could bet on this stuff
There will be new breakfast rolls available to purchase tomorrow inside @EvertonStadium Options of; 🥓 Sausage patty, crispy bacon, omelette, hash brown and a slice of melted cheese 🍳 Veggie patty, omelette, hash brown and a slice of melted cheese A limited number of breakfast rolls will be available to purchase tomorrow from: 📍All Through Pass Amazon Just Walk Out stores 📍The Flightbirds concession in the Family Area 📍The main Dockyard Kitchen concession of Club View Level 3
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This was in Southport this. One of the funniest pranks I’ve ever seen. I would have loved to see his face when he got to the window and they didn’t have a clue what he was doing 😂
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I’d be surprised if tomorrow wasn’t delayed.
Supporters travelling to Hill Dickinson Stadium by road on Saturday are strongly encouraged to plan ahead and arrive early. Please allow additional journey time ahead of our 12.30pm kick-off and follow the latest traffic management advice. evertonfc.com/news/2026/octo…
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EMILE HESKEY on England’s next No.9: “We’ve been lucky over the years because you could always see where the next striker was coming from. “I came in after Shearer, Rooney came after me, but where do we look now? “We always had that chain, but we’re struggling to find the next one.” Fair point. England have had a clear succession of top strikers for years, but after Harry Kane, the picture is nowhere near as obvious...
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