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Mat

@MatCro
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Joined July 2010
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What Carmen Electra looks like now will shock you.
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I'm just going to go ahead and believe that the owner of this company is called Wayne Bruce.
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This is the future that liberals want.
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Ed Sheeran's Castle On The Hill sounds like Prince Charles narrating his own breakdown.
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When you've had enough of being a hard-bitten crime fighting duo and just want a steady income
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Bunch of dicks @MatCro @thepunningman @0point5twins @FrenulumBreve @TeaAndCopy @joejwest @ojedge
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Even the Queen's got her own recipe book now.
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[murder investigation] DETECTIVE: We have some leads CHIEF: Have we anything concrete to go on? ME: [gestures proudly] I have something
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Well injecting heroin won't help their numbers...
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