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Here I meme, I can do no other
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mark@midsommarkNov 9
This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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They should put me in charge of the DCU and I will hurl it into the sun
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white boys when their math test comes back face down
oecolamp (@oecolamp) profile pictureoecolamp@oecolampNov 7
Boys in public school today are subject to more dehumanization and repression than any woman ever experienced at any time in human history.
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Why aren't the mythological giants wearing period appropriate armor? I'm a serious critic of media
Kvng (@Samthrilzz) profile pictureKvng
@SamthrilzzNov 7
Nolan really had 1200 BC mythological giants wearing 800 pounds of 15th-century European steel plate, just camping behind pine trees 24/7 waiting for someone to interact with their little decoy. And y'all called this peak cinema
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Rob Schneider was briefed on the war efforts.
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) profile pictureRob Schneider 🇺🇸
@RobSchneiderNov 7
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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RODNEY DANAWHITEFIELD: slap my wife, please!
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This one almost did me in
A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 (@Taurus_Groove) profile pictureA Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_GrooveNov 6
My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing
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Stephen Miller looks like an evil lawyer from a comic book where The Joker goes on trial. "Your honor, if it pleases the court, we'd like to call our next witness: The Batman!"
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Son beat me at Madden for the first time
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System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART Me: Ah!! System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part! Me: Haha, yes System of a Down: SCARY Me: AH!! System of a Down: funny! Me: Haha
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I can't believe no one voted for people who talk like this
Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) profile pictureJoel Berry
@JoelWBerryNov 4
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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I WISH ALL people defending Russell Brand A VERY get fucked
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Ok Democrats. Show me something. Please don’t Schumer this chance.
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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
The Hormuz Report (@HormuzReport) profile pictureThe Hormuz Report
@HormuzReportNov 4
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News. “Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN. CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
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“Okay… what KIND of Democrat are you?”
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Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) profile pictureKen Klippenstein
@kenklippensteinNov 4
schumer and jeffries must be shitting themselves in fear of what they're gonna be expected to do with this landslide
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“Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I’m Joe Rogan, he\him. We are recording our show on unceded Cherokee land…”
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Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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Republicans got beat so bad you'd think they were married to a cop.
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The Invite is a sequel to Chasing Amy
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We are speed running the Darth Vader arc by losing a war where we're obviously the bad guys
Frontierism (@frontierism) profile pictureFrontierism
@frontierismOct 31
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