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mark@midsommarkNov 9
This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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white boys when their math test comes back face down
oecolamp (@oecolamp) profile pictureoecolamp@oecolampNov 7
Boys in public school today are subject to more dehumanization and repression than any woman ever experienced at any time in human history.
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Rob Schneider was briefed on the war efforts.
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) profile pictureRob Schneider 🇺🇸
@RobSchneiderNov 7
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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This one almost did me in
A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 (@Taurus_Groove) profile pictureA Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_GrooveNov 6
My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing
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System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART Me: Ah!! System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part! Me: Haha, yes System of a Down: SCARY Me: AH!! System of a Down: funny! Me: Haha
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I can't believe no one voted for people who talk like this
Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) profile pictureJoel Berry
@JoelWBerryNov 4
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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Ok Democrats. Show me something. Please don’t Schumer this chance.
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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
The Hormuz Report (@HormuzReport) profile pictureThe Hormuz Report
@HormuzReportNov 4
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News. “Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN. CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
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“Okay… what KIND of Democrat are you?”
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Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) profile pictureKen Klippenstein
@kenklippensteinNov 4
schumer and jeffries must be shitting themselves in fear of what they're gonna be expected to do with this landslide
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“Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I’m Joe Rogan, he\him. We are recording our show on unceded Cherokee land…”
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Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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Newposter (@Newposter2) profile pictureNewposter@Newposter2Oct 26
when did my asshole get so dirty yo. remember when we were kids, and your asshole was clean. now its dirty. when did that happen?
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Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Right-wingers, December 2024: You are not ready for what's coming. You have no idea what is coming. Nothing can prepare you. Right-wingers, October 2026: hey (((they))) don't want you to know how ***horny*** I am for genderbend draco malfoy
Damian Mee (@meeDamian) profile pictureDamian Mee
@meeDamianOct 18
Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.
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jonotin (@jonotinn) profile picturejonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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#TheFarSide
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maha@mahaaaayOct 11
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 11
BREAKING: Kamala Harris is laying the groundwork for a third presidential run, per WSJ
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TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE
Madonna (@Madonna) profile pictureMadonna
@Madonna12 Oct 2016
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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Sometimes I think about how I used to have a podcast called “Wild’n Out Without Nick Cannon” and Nick Cannon’s lawyer sent us a cease and desist that said you can’t wild out with or without Nick Cannon.
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