Lwanda · Nov 14, 2026 · 1:17 PM UTC

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Lwanda@Lwanda_3h

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LuChronicles

@LuChronicles112h

why do ppl who drive cars worth 600k on finance still live in an apartment with no back up power and borrow money for fuel by the 20th of the month

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Tlou. · Nov 13, 2026 · 7:41 PM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnr20h

My word 😭

NGUNEZI@MkhizesipsydNov 13

😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tlou. · Nov 13, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnr21h

What an idiot.

🖤ֆǟʍǟɛʟ🐼@FragmentedSoul5Nov 13

Getting your weapon taken while standing in line is crazy - Memphis TN

Sibu Mabena · Nov 13, 2026 · 6:22 PM UTC

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@sibumabena21h

You wanna hide money from a person on twitter…put it in the fine print 😏

CertifiedEcoTourismDoyenne

@ms_touristNov 13

Time to get a German partner cos WTF.. I hope it’s a prank of some sort …🥹

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Amelia · Nov 12, 2026 · 9:16 PM UTC

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Amelia

@amelia_tweetzNov 12

Somewhere at Microsoft, an engineer is working incredibly hard to restore Outlook, completely unaware that millions of office workers are silently rooting against him. I’ve never seen a hero so misunderstood.

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Melanin.Tia · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:03 AM UTC

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@Tia_MokokaNov 11

The desperation to share food no one even asked for 🚩🚩🚩🚩.

Natalie the Mermaid 🧜‍♀️@NatalieAndrewNov 10

All those delicious, top tier Diwali treats going to waste because people are ignorant and gullible. 😭😭😭

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Tlou. · Nov 11, 2026 · 7:50 AM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 11

Aowa guys.

Xiluva Meleni

@meleni_xiluvaNov 10

Imagine receiving this long paragraph just because you asked your boyfriend A R30 no ways 😅😅

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Tlou. · Nov 11, 2026 · 7:44 AM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 11

We get it, you can copy and create gifs. Can we stop seeing a million tweets now.

Tlou. · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:40 PM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 10

If this is true, le lapa la Smith ga lena molao. From tyma, o’lady to bana, di flop tsa batho zwap.

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Tlou. · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:33 AM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 8

This is smart.

manando. ❤️@thandomngunii_Nov 8

I’m so deaddddd

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Tlou. · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:51 AM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 6

Blessed are those that don’t know the fun that is FonCity. Nna ka fokofa 😭

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Tlou. · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:26 AM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 6

I can’t believe I'm working today and not getting ready for Mogwase. Oh, It's about to be a looong weekend for me 😭

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Tlou. · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:15 PM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 5

I came across a post on FB, a guy was asking if armour-piercing ammunition is legal in SA and what type of licence would be required. He says his home has been burgled several times and the most recent incident, the guys were wearing bulletproof vests.

Tlou. · Nov 5, 2026 · 9:13 AM UTC

Tlou.@MatsoseJnrNov 5

What a rip off.

Musa@Musa_underscoreNov 4

I’m so mad 🤬🤬🤬 Kyalami Shisanyama you will never see me again.

Lesilo Rula · Nov 2, 2026 · 4:45 PM UTC

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@kay_mahapaNov 2

Liberating point of growth.

@BALUCIAGANov 2

i saw a guy talking about how he “resigned from masculinity” and stopped pretending to like sports, drink black label, participate in one-night stands or pretend he didn’t want to dance or sing. i wonder how many men have been denying themselves ordinary forms of joy like this.

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