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Matt

@MattLuceen

chill and normal ┊ devops ┊ asi guy ┊ father ┊ election integrity CEO ┊ divorced ┊ fully automated luxury communist ┊ sometimes hating ┊ always loving

 Ohio, USA
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Joined March 2020
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I’ve tasted 9-5 I’ve tasted unemployment I recommend the 9-5
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Matt@MattLuceenJun 8
Replying to @only_shans_
imagine hating me but I’m just an idea vector gliding towards one particular hyperedge in the hypergraph representing this timeline
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I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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This is true. I tried for three years to get another 9-5 office job after getting laid off. I’m a highly skilled DevSecOps engineer with 14 years of experience and I started work at an Amazon warehouse this week. I’ll be sorting boxes.
Paula C. Henderson (@pchenderson_LV) profile picturePaula C. Henderson@pchenderson_LVNov 11
Temp agencies and employment agencies will advertise they have office jobs. People not looking for work see this and then think people like myself just don't want to work or I would take one of those jobs. THE TRUTH IS THEY DON'T HAVE ANY OFFICE JOBS.
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Replying to @favwontmiss
I'm nearly 40 but I'm actually 27 and always will be
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why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel
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x__x@bpdsinsNov 11
“i need to get out of here” and it’s my own body
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I am glad to witness this moment in time
Lachlan Heywood (@lachie_h) profile pictureLachlan Heywood
@lachie_hNov 10
i could not hear this without needing to pay homage to the og
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Look how they massacred my boy.
KloverKlub (@KloverKlub14) profile pictureKloverKlub@KloverKlub14Nov 8
I compiled most of my complaints with the Ocarina remake into this video
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I have no desire to prove to any girl that im the best option
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System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART Me: Ah!! System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part! Me: Haha, yes System of a Down: SCARY Me: AH!! System of a Down: funny! Me: Haha
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I am large, I contain multitudes.
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@mercyofflineNov 4
“Why do ppl with no followers post” i am beautiful and niche and full of interesting thoughts
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Life is a lot sometimes
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Daniel@dadogekingNov 2
Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes
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R34@ushouldfwr34Nov 1
Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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going on dates when you’re almost 40 kind of feels like a humiliation ritual. when are you supposed to tell them that you’re fundamentally unlovable?
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Full Mario 64 in Mixed Reality! Running in real 3D (no stereoscopic crap) natively at 90FPS and also running on my desk! 😋 Again, Opus 5.5 + PICO CLI combo made it quite straightforward. Such a bliss to play an oldie at 90 FPS in 3D. Disclaimer: I own an original physical copy of Mario 64. This project is not associated with Nintendo or PICO.
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If I saw an alien right now I wouldn’t give one single fuck
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Nate@thenatewolfOct 24
All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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