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Joined July 2011
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Merp retweeted
Maybe this is a hot take but all these people doing data analysis on 1% and .1% carries might be as big of losers as the boosters themselves
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Merp retweeted
re the m+ title boosts: mmos are a terrible vehicle for competitive play, and adding a ladder to try to legitimize it hasn't helped anything the vibes were better when your m+ score was a fake number on a website and your only reward for pushing was getting slurred by raiders
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for no reason, thinking about when rfk jr said autistic kids will never play baseball
Jacob Misiorowski says neon beer signs are his current off the field interest (via @_mlbfits)
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REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Miguel Vargas baseball.
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And another point... There is no good key system that works for the 80 hours a week M+ solo player. There just isn't, dropdown system wouldn't work, homework system didn't work, resil system doesn't work. The game isn't AND SHOULDN'T be designed around the people that refuse to make friends and insist on brainlessly queueing for keys 100 hours a week.
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Merp retweeted
Season 3 of @Play_Fellowship features a new loot system with related gem and crafting systems! Loot/crafting can appear complex at first, so I made this visual for new or returning players who need a simple overview before diving into specifics. It's not meant to cover every definition or detail; instead, it serves as a starting point. May you loot your bis gear and time all your dungeons, friends!
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Love celebrating Pride with you, Chicago! 🤍🌈
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Unpopular opinion: If you have real life obligations, don't play a video game where leaving will result in other people wasting their time and effort
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Replying to @Humanitydh
7 Days nonstop jobless keyspamming: hell yeah 9 hours a week raiding to make the 7 Days of nonstop jobless keyspamming more enjoyble: nuh man blizzard has brain damage!!
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The people who want SoloQ everything are just antisocial losers who ruin the point of MMOs, be social, network, make friends
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This line would be shorter than the red line even without the expansion and provide 10x the benefit of the red line expansion.
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Genuinely having fun playing Midnight so far. My biggest complaint about the game is the same as before I quit. The talent tree changes they made in Dragonflight were a huge mistake. It gives you the illusion of choice while remaining unnecessarily complex.
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Merp retweeted
congratulations to addons for winning the war on addons
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Replying to @davidsirota
Michael Brooks said it best:
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"não me importa se Trump é ped"
No me importa si Trump es pedofilo o violador, siempre y cuando se chingue a las dictaduras de izquierda en el mundo. Lo que está en juego es más importante que un pecado sexual.
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Merp retweeted
Exclusive: Border Patrol “Commander at Large” Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role and is expected to retire soon, sources tell Nick Miroff. theatlantic.com/politics/202…
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You're next, @Sec_Noem.
*GREGORY BOVINO REMOVED FROM HIS ROLE AS BORDER PATROL "COMMANDER AT LARGE": THE ATLANTIC
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Log in to pre-patch Realize I have to redo my UI and it’ll still be worse than before Log out This any% speed run on how to destroy hype for an expansion needs to be studied
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Replying to @JDVance
@JDVance Log back in pussy. Keep tweeting. You’re not waking anyone up. We know Usha sleeps in the other room. My son played Roblox with your boys btw. Great kids. Usha did a good job keeping your influence out. Not hard though with how emotionally detached you are
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