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Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2009
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.@kevinwildes had a rough night watching the Patriots lose 😭 “Now, A.J. Brown is hurt, the defense not solved, I’ve got COVID and can’t smell, the dog’s soaking wet, and we’re 0-1.”
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the call it the Bears Tax and we'll see if it's repealed in a few days the last 4 years, Bears opponents vs Chicago's DEF had the: #1 fewest penalties #1 fewest penalty yards meanwhile, the Bears offense was awarded the #1 fewest 1st downs via penalty sharpfootballanalysis.com/be…
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I never knew about a "Bears Tax" until yesterday today, you'll learn about it too
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Shoutout to DJ Moore. One of the greatest plays in Bears history.
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Bears fans, I appreciate all the votes thus far making me the #1 safety. Let’s keep it that way!! Thank you in advance #ProBowlVote + Kevin Byard Retweets counts as a vote too ‼️ Link in the bio!
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THREAD: When Lucas Houle, who has intellectual and developmental disabilities, was pinned to the ground and beaten by his own caretakers, he screamed, “Please stop, don’t beat me up.” His story and others are told today in "A System of Harm," an investigative series by me. (1/10)
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Want the story of the Flu Game pizza? Read my interview with MJ's pizza delivery man Craig Fite: readjack.substack.com/p/the-… ...and then watch @MikeSkoy's very funny Flu Game short film :) youtube.com/watch?v=ghuFZUa6…
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I got some mental reps for ya
#Colts QB Anthony Richardson doing a mental rep.
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My short Flu Game about the delivery guys that poisoned Michael Jordan is now on YouTube, if that interests you: youtu.be/ghuFZUa6aeA?si=BVHH…
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The best way I can honor Kenny is to post this video of him absolutely torching me. One of my favorite people on earth. Every time I saw him he hit me with a big booming MY MAN. An incredible comedian, guy , & NBA 2k teammate, & an even better friend. Love you forever man.
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“I’m Too Drunk To Talk To You” My debut special SMOLDERING is now available on YouTube! Directed by @MikeSkoy! Featuring @1800PATBYRNE @Corndogobrien @MrChrisDonahue @AlecSpiegelman and more! Recorded at @BellHouseNY ! A full special of jokes and songs, please watch/share!
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Go watch this if it’s the first thing you do
"I'm a Normal Guy" SMOLDERING, my debut special, comes out 11/9. Directed by @MikeSkoy, ft @1800PATBYRNE @MrChrisDonahue @1800PATBYRNE and more!
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BAG OF TRICKS releases on Thursday, September 14 -- it’s my first stand-up special after 12 years of doing this. Thanks for your patience, you’re gonna love it.
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SATURDAY, MAY 13
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Come to this if you know what’s good for ya!
TOMORROW NIGHT! I tape a special at the beautiful @BellHouseNY Ft @aparnapkin @MikeHanford @LukeMones The Christmas Boys band @1800PATBYRNE @MrChrisDonahue @Corndogobrien plus some surprises! It’s gonna be a party! Come!
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JANUARY 12th! I’m taping a special at @BellHouseNY ! Opening sets by @MikeHanford and @LukeMones ! Rocking band ft @MrChrisDonahue @1800PATBYRNE @Corndogobrien and more! Poster by @garbagecoven with pics by @withreservation Get your tix now let’s sell this thing out!
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in 3rd grade we had a prison guard do a “scared straight” speech and we asked what the prisoners ate. he said “nothing good—mcdonald’s burgers” and when he saw our faces light up, he said “ya but imagine that 3 times a week…” that was when he lost control of the room
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This is always so much fun.
My annual holiday bash at @UnionHallNY is next week so I'm going to make a little thread of my Christmas music (live and in studio) from the past few years. If you like any of it and live in New York you should come to the show, it's always my favorite night of the year!
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do me a favor real quick and don’t put raisins in anything ever
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If you want defensive linemen to think twice about leaving their feet to knock down passes, you do what Teven Jenkins did here…
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