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Red Mobster 🦞

@MobsterRed

communism was just a red herring

 Texas, USA
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Joined August 2020
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Trying to update my resume. Anyone know a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
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mau
@rllydu15h
at the blexas roadhouse and just ordered a libeye
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Lai of the Valley (@heartinshackles) profile picture
Lai of the Valley@heartinshacklesNov 5
Can i come over and shed hair everywhere
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THE COLDEST ❄️ (@Wynttxrr) profile picture
THE COLDEST ❄️@WynttxrrNov 2
Bro it feels like it's 16pm
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✮ (@istgnolimit) profile picture
✮@istgnolimitOct 31
we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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maya@mayapo1ogiesOct 19
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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autumn@meanvenusianOct 8
doing a perfect wilhelm scream when i cum
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toad (@thelifeoftoad) profile picture
toad@thelifeoftoadOct 5
I've got bigger fish to fuck
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✮ (@istgnolimit) profile picture
✮@istgnolimitSep 29
bilf (book i'd like to finish)
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in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there
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Nein (@neincubed) profile picture
Nein@neincubedSep 24
Is therapy just secularized confession
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Meg@megannn_lynneSep 23
Hey girl, sorry for being a little low energy last night!!!! I’m cursed to carry around The Anvil of Grief & it was just especially heavy yesterday
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Alice@AliceFromQueensSep 9
Before AI kills us, can we at least have a few years with the sex bots who do laundry?
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zzyzx@zzyzx420Sep 5
a seven nation army couldn’t jerk me off
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eclair@evilclaireSep 4
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother
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mitra
@mitrajoy_Sep 1
The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich
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dannica@dannarebbAug 25
a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
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ᜰ (@belikeski) profile picture
ᜰ@belikeskiAug 19
Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself it's because I care.
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+@lkhdmeAug 11
if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.
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𓃹 (@punkbnny) profile picture
𓃹@punkbnnyAug 6
you’re ragebaiting me because you want to have sex with me aren’t you
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mark normand
@marknormAug 5
An erection is basically a protein bar for a vampire
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