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communism was just a red herring

Texas, USA
Joined August 2020
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at the blexas roadhouse and just ordered a libeye
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Can i come over and shed hair everywhere
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Bro it feels like it's 16pm
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we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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doing a perfect wilhelm scream when i cum
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I've got bigger fish to fuck
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bilf (book i'd like to finish)
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in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there
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Is therapy just secularized confession
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Hey girl, sorry for being a little low energy last night!!!! I’m cursed to carry around The Anvil of Grief & it was just especially heavy yesterday
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Before AI kills us, can we at least have a few years with the sex bots who do laundry?
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a seven nation army couldn’t jerk me off
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Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother
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The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich
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a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
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Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself it's because I care.
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if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.
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you’re ragebaiting me because you want to have sex with me aren’t you
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An erection is basically a protein bar for a vampire
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