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Gonna try to do more of my posting over at the other place. Follow me over there if you’re so inclined!
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my plan is to make the biggest sandwich of all time
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We have garrisoned the entire planet. Anything could at any time become contraband. Most commodities flows are under sanctions. Most countries on earth are under sanctions of one sort of another.
Half the humans are forbidden from traveling to most of the planet. Half the world has erected walls around it. It is now more likely that refugees fleeing violence will be shot rather than let in.
Everyone is being watched from thousands of satellites and drones in the skies — not a single car moves without being tracked. Everything you do is being watched by hundreds of security agencies, most of whom are not even known to exist. Then you have thousands of private surveillance firms. Practically every electronic device on the planet is tapped.
They balkanized and garrisoned the entire internet and nobody even batted an eyelid. IDs, fingerprints, eye scans, cloudfare, cookies; soon they will begin tracking the very thoughts in your brains: nytimes.com/2026/11/12/opini….
We live in a barbaric world; a great prison that we have constructed for ourselves. Sure, let’s not use the F word.
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[guy who just became Frankish but doesn’t know it yet] seems like the aqueducts are still down?
BREAKING: The FAA grounded all flights across the U.S. due to air traffic control communications problems. apnews.com/article/flights-h…
Millennials are in our 40s. It rocks.
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there has never been a more vindicated tweet as the "everyone is 12 now" theory
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Jensen, brother, please launch a time management course
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Romani people were nearly exterminated by the Nazis and no one’s demanding an ethnostate for them btw
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Many things can be said about Kosovo and Serbia, but one thing gets overlooked: the new government will not be sending any friggin terrorist units or enacting terrorist attacks in Kosovo. And now, those that committed such acts, are fleeing the country.
Milan Radoičić, a Kosovo Serb and close associate of Aleksandar Vučić, has reportedly fled to Russia. Radoičić claimed responsibility for orchestrating the 2023 attack in Banjska in northern Kosovo that killed four. n1info.rs/vesti/bivsi-inspek…
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Progressives fully backing Van Hollen despite him not actually being that progressive just shows once again which faction is actually willing to compromise for the greater good
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I now understand why guillotines exist.
My landlord accidentally emailed me about increasing my rent, but the email wasn't meant for me
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The email screenshots discuss raising rent for apartment 204's tenant ("she" paying $1,200), not the recipient. Replies note the account is based in Africa.
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just what you want on a plane, less responsiveness, and lots of lag
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As someone who drives, I think driving a car makes you insane. You're completely disconnected from people around you and everything becomes 'you vs. them'. I think folks should be forced to take transit sometimes. To bike and walk, too. It keeps you sane. Prevents the madness.
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I think Jensen Huang having time to fuck around on his wife is ultimate proof that CEO is a bullshit job and CEOs don’t really do anything. I work a pretty normal 40 hour a week and can’t imagine having the time for an affair.
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"substantial steps toward bringing about universal healthcare" is like saying you finna go to the store after a blunt
BREAKING: Leader @HakeemJeffries announces bold new Democratic agenda:
“We need to take substantial steps toward bringing about universal healthcare — so that every single American in this country can afford to go see a doctor when they need one.
We’ve got to get big money out of politics and end Citizens United.
We have to prohibit members of Congress from trading stock.
We plan to deliver meaningful, bold, transformational change for the American people.”
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Nuclear capable bombers are left outside hangers *by treaty* to be viewable by each side by satellite as a transparency measure. To attack nuclear bombers with drones is a reckless act, a dangerous act of perfidy similar to US/Israel killing Iranian envoys while negotiating
