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Moon Guv’ner

@MoonGovernor

"Even Winston Churchill got fired. Did you know that? He won a war for us and he got fired. For me, Winston Churchill is the original Spice Girl."—Ginger Spice

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Joined October 2016
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lin codega@lincodega22 Apr 2023
In 2022, the head of the antitrans org Save Womens Sports said she had identified five verified reports of trans girls competing in K-12 sports. Five. In the entire nation.
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@ACLU20 Apr 2023
BREAKING: The U.S. House of Representatives just voted 219-203 to ban trans girls from being able to participate in sports. The bill now heads to the Senate.
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Mondo Mascots@mondomascots22 Apr 2023
Today I met IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA.
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Robert Mackey@RobertMackey21 Apr 2023
Mission accomplished. While everyone was distracted by his blue-check removals, Musks's Twitter deleted labels that alerted users that they were reading news from state-run propaganda outlets of authoritarian governments. Potemkin news channels now free to inject disinformation.
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Lmfaoooo
snopes.com (@snopes) profile picturesnopes.com@snopes22 Apr 2023
❌ False. Ben Shapiro never tweeted, "look how beautiful my sister looks," nor did he post to Twitter fantasizing about having a "hot sister." Images supposedly showing screenshots of these alleged statements are fake. snopes.com/fact-check/ben-sh…
Did Ben Shapiro Tweet About a 'Hot' and 'Beautiful' Sister?

Did Ben Shapiro Tweet About a 'Hot' and 'Beautiful' Sister?

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“iT wAs A sUcCeSs! OnLy 25 oF 33 eNgInEs IgNiTeD aNd I dEsTrOyEd tHe PlAtFoRm So wE cAnt tEsT aNoThEr RoCkEt EvEn iF we WaNteD tO! SUCCESS!!” -@elonmusk
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🚨BREAKING: 1 governor in drag, 1 Lt. governor thirsting for almost-naked twinks on instagram, 1 resigned sexual harasser, 2 expelled young Black Dems, countless questions around the speaker & 0 common sense gun laws later… Tennessee’s legislature has adjourned for the year.🎪
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan30 Mar 2023
while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeting 34 consecutive crimes
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#PennyworthOnMax is a weird ass show…but I’m enjoying it?
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J@OriginalJLP15 Oct 2022
You are charging Ukrainians for starlink equipment and the monthly service fees. Please tell me again how you are funding the Ukraine gov?
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk15 Oct 2022
The hell with it … even though Starlink is still losing money & other companies are getting billions of taxpayer $, we’ll just keep funding Ukraine govt for free
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Someone pair this with that “what if we just walked away” pic
Dyjuan Tatro (@DyjuanTatro) profile pictureDyjuan Tatro@DyjuanTatro15 Oct 2022
The most policed communities are the least safe. The KC police refused to investigate reports of missing Black women & then one escaped from a basement where she was tortured for a month. They called the reports “completely unfounded” but are now searching for other victims.
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Pearl Jam in 1994:
the elder emo (@theelderemox) profile picturethe elder emo@theelderemox14 Oct 2022
lol what if we all just stopped using ticketmaster 2023
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Heath Mayo@HeathMayo15 Oct 2022
The same thing that will happen to gas prices if Republicans win. Where do I collect my prize?
Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) profile pictureMatt Gaetz
@mattgaetz15 Oct 2022
If Democrats win, what do you think will happen to gas prices?
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“Man who has never been held accountable thinks people must be held accountable”
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Eric Smith@ericsmithrocks15 Oct 2022
“Ugh there’s an episode with an alien? This show should really stay grounded.” He said as his child watched Paw Patrol, a television show about talking dogs driving robot cars.
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The bar is at “he didn’t shit his pants, so he did pretty well.”
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You say words to a beat for a living. How are you gonna pretend to some rebel when you’re whining about not getting an award from GQ magazine? Gtfo
M.I.A. ⊕ II II II (@MIAuniverse) profile pictureM.I.A. ⊕ II II II
@MIAuniverse14 Oct 2022
You print words for living . How do you judge man of the year when you don’t have balls ?
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Bleeding Cool
@bleedingcool14 Oct 2022
DC Comics cancels Heterosexual Robin comic after just 17 Issues as sales fall flat #dccomics #robin #damianwayne bleedingcool.com/comics/dc-c…
DC Cancels Heterosexual Robin Comic After 17 Issues as Sales Fall Flat

DC Cancels Heterosexual Robin Comic After 17 Issues as Sales Fall Flat

A few months ago, DC Comics cancelled the Robin comic book series, starring Damian Wayne, son of Bruce Wayne, and a future Batman in the lead. The launch

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Daisy 🐝@DaisySpiers10 Oct 2022
It's a shame they had to cut Columbo from Final Fantasy X, but he did add about 40 hours to the cutscenes alone.
A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.

ALT A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.

A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."

ALT A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."

A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."

ALT A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."

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