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"Even Winston Churchill got fired. Did you know that? He won a war for us and he got fired. For me, Winston Churchill is the original Spice Girl."—Ginger Spice

The Moon
Joined October 2016
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In 2022, the head of the antitrans org Save Womens Sports said she had identified five verified reports of trans girls competing in K-12 sports. Five. In the entire nation.
BREAKING: The U.S. House of Representatives just voted 219-203 to ban trans girls from being able to participate in sports. The bill now heads to the Senate.
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Today I met IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA.
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Mission accomplished. While everyone was distracted by his blue-check removals, Musks's Twitter deleted labels that alerted users that they were reading news from state-run propaganda outlets of authoritarian governments. Potemkin news channels now free to inject disinformation.
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🚨BREAKING: 1 governor in drag, 1 Lt. governor thirsting for almost-naked twinks on instagram, 1 resigned sexual harasser, 2 expelled young Black Dems, countless questions around the speaker & 0 common sense gun laws later… Tennessee’s legislature has adjourned for the year.🎪
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while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeting 34 consecutive crimes
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You are charging Ukrainians for starlink equipment and the monthly service fees. Please tell me again how you are funding the Ukraine gov?
The hell with it … even though Starlink is still losing money & other companies are getting billions of taxpayer $, we’ll just keep funding Ukraine govt for free
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The same thing that will happen to gas prices if Republicans win. Where do I collect my prize?
If Democrats win, what do you think will happen to gas prices?
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“Ugh there’s an episode with an alien? This show should really stay grounded.” He said as his child watched Paw Patrol, a television show about talking dogs driving robot cars.
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It's a shame they had to cut Columbo from Final Fantasy X, but he did add about 40 hours to the cutscenes alone.
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Replying to @KatmaiNPS
SO FAT BEAR WEEK IS THE MAGICAL TIME OF YEAR WHEN NATIONAL PARKS POST PICS OF BEAR PRE-HIBERNATION GLOW UPS AND WE VOTE ON WHO HAS THE BEST FAT BEAR BODY BUT SOMEONE COMMITTED FRAUD EVEN THOUGH HOLLY HAD AN AMAZING GLOW UP AND NOW THEY MUST PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES
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NEW RULE: If you mention 40-year inflation is high... then you must also mention that corporate profits are at 50-year high.
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Junior tonight says he read somewhere that Leftists want a nuclear war because it will help solve global warming.
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What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo
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And as the pace of life keeps quickening Beneath the bitching and the bickering When I try to drown my thoughts in gin I find my worst ideas know how to swim
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Have Republicans considered adequately paying our teachers instead of persecuting them for doing their jobs?
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Opinion | My dad rock band was slated to play the prom. Then they found out we only played Huey Lewis covers. Microcancellations happen all the time. Why can't the left admit that?
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Published within about an hour of each other
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i wish i could have a huge water bottle attached to my wall at all times like i’m a hamster
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