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DB

@Mr_Friend_Zone

After years of being locked out of my account I’m finally able to get back on.Married to an incredible lady. Now days I’m at https://teapawt.net/t.co/xCH4B7PQhe on Bluesky

 In the middle of the US
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Joined April 2009
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#PSA Old school Twitter #MCM is Man Crush Monday #TT is Truthful Tuesday #WCW is Woman Crush Wednesday #TBT is Throwback Thursday #FF is Follow Friday And on the weekends? A lot fewer people so no hashtags but still GREAT folks
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Our Halloween spread last night( thanks to my beautiful bride). We loved giving kids of all ages options & had close to 400 trick or treaters!
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No YOU went into the room where your beautiful wife had all her clothes on a bed randomly & sorted them into pants, shirts, sweatshirts,dresses, panties, etc. Either going to be real happy or YOU’LL be in trouble because she can’t find something. I’m glad YOU took that chance😎
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Try to leave a little light behind wherever you go. Trust that it will raise a spirit or two. What a fine thing to do.
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Donating my body to Taco Bell after I die to be studied like NFL players do for CTE.
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I don't relate to werewolves, vampires or Frankenstein's creature, but I can identify with global, fast-spreading diseases so I get my Halloween thrills from streaming "Contagion" (2011).
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Remember, you weren't there as you listen to one person's version of an event. We can't help ourselves. Our version always carries some edits.
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My favorite ingredient in trail mix is the Xanax.
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My ex-wife is in the hospital with pneumonia; I just went grocery shopping for my kids and brought them to their house. As much pain as that woman has caused me in my life, I still pray for her every day. I don't wish suffering on anyone. She is the mother of my kids.
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I love people who are genuinely good at something and don't need to make sure everyone knows it.
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An unexpected DM. Three times I declined. Three times he persisted. What did I learn? I learned that he will ignore another's wishes as he cares only about his own. This isn't the kind of person anyone should welcome.
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This is working out to be a fine day. I was on my way to making a mistake when I changed course and avoided it. Who wouldn't be grateful for that.
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Remember you have to love yourself before you can love anyone else properly Unless you are a jerk. In that case I’ve got nothing for you…
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We do what is either meaningful or protective. In other words, we act from love or from fear.
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Each day I grow a bit older. But, if I'm paying attention, I notice I also become a bit wiser.
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Just because you have a dick that gets hard that doesn’t make you a man. Real men don’t rape and humiliate women. We don’t get offended when we read “all men” We love, respect, and value women as human beings because that’s what they are. Get fucked. Thanks for listening.
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the older I get, the more I understand why adults used to disappear into the kitchen during family gatherings
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Celebrity: please respect my privacy at this time Me: it’s not like I have your number so, you’re good
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Spent the day in the woods in silence and called it the self preservation day
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Packing to move is the seventh level of hell.
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Frame a complaint like a polite comment instead. Add "I wonder if anyone else has brought this to your attention," and gain an audience instead of a brush off. We assume we're the first to experience the problem. We're not that unique.
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