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Once again, my wife spent the past month Halloween-maxxing so our kids could homemade-costume-mog.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sliced apples taste 10x better than a whole apple. It makes zero scientific sense but it’s just the truth.
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Reading before bed sounds peaceful until the book gets INTERESTING, you tell yourself ONE MORE CHAPTER, and suddenly it's 2 a.m. and your alarm is only FIVE HOURS away.
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My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
This is hard when it’s a couple thing. However, as a parent, it’s really important to have an identity outside your kids and do these things.
My job requires me to do nights away from home, fairly frequently; it’s not a big deal to me.
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On this salary or any over £100k with multiple kids. Getting a live in nanny starts making sense. It’s cheaper.
Tbh before 30hrs @ 9m came in. If you had multiple kids and had to be office based a nanny makes hella sense to circumvent these costs
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So being 30 and not having had a kid yet, I can honestly say a lot of the changes women blame on pregnancy will actually just happen regardless in your late twenties/early thirties





























