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Joined November 2008
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they’re calling it a bluekkake
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Whole country went crip
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midterms recap 🧢
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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BITCH WAKE UP WE’RE WOKE AGAIN
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Replying to @KyleClark
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BREAKING: Democrat Jena Griswold wins Colorado's attorney general race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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JUST IN: The AP projects that Democrats Phil Weiser and John Hickenlooper will win the Colorado governor and U.S. Senate races. Live results at the link in the bio.
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NBC News projects Democrat Manny Rutinel has defeated Republican Gabe Evans in the race for Colorado's 8th Congressional District. 9news.com/article/news/polit…
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Melat Kiros is dominating #CO1 (Denver) and will be the first Democratic Socialist elected to Congress from Colorado. Unaffiliated candidate Shimon Blau, running as a pro-Israel option, is getting absolutely no traction.
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Welp, a disappointing end to a magical season for the Broncos. Silver lining...we don't have to listen to Tony Romo for eight months! 🤣 #BroncosCountry
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Undrafted Free Agent Ja’Quan McMillian Appreciation Post
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AFC WEST CHAMPS. Goal No. 1 ✅ And we’re still climbing.
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Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.
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This woman is such a performer. The lace outfit. The bleached blonde big hair. The fake tears. The Bible on her lap. The tissue in hand that’s become her signature prop. So thirsty and disingenuous.
🚨 ERIKA KIRK: “I’D GET LESS HATE IF I TOUCHED JD VANCE’S ASS” In her interview with Megyn Kelly, Erika Kirk finally addressed the viral “hug clip” and she didn’t hold back. Megyn says critics went “to the weirdest places” over a hug: “They were acting like you touched the back of his ass.” Erika fires back: “I feel like I wouldn’t get as much hate if I DID that.” She says she’s an “intense hugger,” always touches the back of people’s heads when she says “God bless you,” and anyone who’s mad about it “needs a hug more than anyone else.” So did she give JD an innocent hug or something that went way past normal?
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Trump’s double jerk-off dance finally makes sense. 🤡😂🤣😂
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Ohhh..so when its a certain demographic it suddenly becomes "people."
People are allegedly stealing food now that SNAP benefits have run out. 👀😳
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> Book flight ... to anywhere > Show up early > Hit the Amex lounge > Have a cocktail > Have 5 more > Skip your flight > Destroy the buffet > Grab a shower in the lounge > Snag a cookie to go > Uber home
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“America First” crowd when it’s time to feed 40 million Americans
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Michael Wolff on suing Melania Trump: “To be perfectly honest, I’d like nothing better than to get Donald Trump and Melania Trump under oath and actually find out all of the details of their relationship with Epstein.”
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