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إسْماعيل

Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined November 2013
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Lmaooooo I don’t understand? 😭😭
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Ismail retweeted
GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Lmaooooooo😭😭😭😭😭
Mario analyzed Koko Pee lyrics that made Davido entered his DM, omo this guy sabi sing oh
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Ismail retweeted
Good morning. I'm begging you guys, pls vote out APC and Tinubu next year. I'm tired of spending minimum wage on fuel every damn day.
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“Great thinker, writer” you know. Just to end up thinking and writing rubbish.
Why are we allowing a foreigner to decide what happens to something in Nigeria? A Nigerian was trying to sell it, someone was willing to buy it, and the next thing, a foreigner steps in, pays for it and decides it should be returned to the river. What exactly is the difference between a sea turtle and the chicken, fish and other animals we kill and eat every day? If we are going to have conversations about protecting wildlife, let it be based on clear laws and conservation policies, not selective outrage. We cannot keep acting like Nigerians need foreign approval before deciding what happens in their own country. Take it or leave it.
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Ismail retweeted
Never underestimate the role your government plays in determining how successful you'll become in life.
Hit me with a random fact
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You won’t die well.
Replying to @kofoworola__a
You people will always find a way to tarnish the image of Nigeria just bc of ur hatred for the president. I live in the UK, I also have solar even though we have uninterrupted light. .. A Very Devilish Fool.
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Guess you think with your feet then. A dunce.
I’m just a great thinker
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Bola Tinubu before 2023 election: "I inherited great real estate; I turned the values around." Bola Tinubu before 2027 election: "When I first arrived in the United States as a young man, I drove a taxi to earn money for my education. I even had to postpone starting school for several months to save enough." If you're going to lie to the people, at least be smart enough to not get caught😊.
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They're all still in uni???
“I have been to the University of Chicago, and I met so many of President Tinubu’s classmates in person. He is literally a genius.” — Dr. Tunji Alausa, Minister of Education, recounts meeting President Tinubu’s former classmates in person and praises the President’s academic brilliance. #seunokinbaloye #politicstoday #channelstv
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Sanctity una. No face Tinubu wey concern you.
Replying to @Piscesbybirth
I'm so sad about texas. Democrats have tried everything to get that state. Now that they do, the sanctity of the state is about to be ripped to shreds by the wokies.
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Trump failed to deliver on his campaign promises and Republicans are losing across the board. But some Nigerians will vote again for the person that said "if I don't fix electricity, don't give me second term" and made the electricity even worse.
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This is not a joke? Lmaooo
then get rally on Sunday sef. More onions to cry over.
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Lmaoooooo you people will never accept you are wrong. Always doubling down.
Replying to @TobiRightnour
Never said I never was wrong. Even opened up the possibility
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It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.  Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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Fvck. My voice is gone! This team is gonna be the end of me.
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Lfg!
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This is the Zamfara that has no functional hospital outside Gusau!
The historic coronation and presentation of Staff of Office to the 19 Emirs of Zamfara State by His Excellency, Governor Dauda Lawal, is currently taking place at the Trade Fair Complex, Bypass, Gusau, today, Saturday, 31st October 2026.
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