''alarmingly normal once you get to know her'' 🔞 an actual princess. not here to make friends any pronouns

Joined June 2022
if i every annoy you on here you can always "own" me by reminding me to work on my thesis
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i have bangs now btw
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why does nobody ever talk about how absurd bactrian camels look
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the noble dromedary, mighty steed of the desert
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the ridiculous bactrian, the jester of the camelid family
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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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if you have material interests, you shouldn't get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaining and increasing your material interests, plus voting for any party that promises to do this. only the ghost council of orzhova is fit to rule
If you receive welfare, you shouldn’t get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaining and increasing your welfare, plus voting for any party that promises to do this.
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things are heating up in the sheep community
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This one is relevant
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did you know the IRS hasn't actually measured tax evasion in over a decade? due to lack of budget and workforce, the IRS is incapable of performing the random audits necessary to estimate tax evasion they've been forced to reuse the same numbers from 2016
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Replying to @NLRG_it
I think we should invent Girls Sports and then make boys play them. Like Flower Fencing, and Drestling (wrestling in a big poofy dress).
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i hate every card i spy from +2 mace to zombify no ill never play a draft on friday nights
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aurora borealis? at this time of year? in this part of the country? localized entirely within your kitchen?
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America's worst nightmare: Fourida.
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my beloved subjects, the time has come for me to enter the world of private industry. i am an economics phd candidate (abd), talented at everything but with a focus on empirical IO and econometrics. if you'd like to work together, or think you know someone who might, DM me!
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It’s easy to hate cops. But do you have the courage to hate firefighters?
In 2005 San Francisco firefighter unions successfully pushed a proposition making it illegal to close or consolidate existing firehouses. It even prevents any apparatus from being changed. Despite some firehouses receiving < 3 calls a day. (not a typo) Since then working fires have fallen 36% (309 to 197) as medical calls increased by far more. More than a third fewer working fires. But each engine and tiller is a protected species (plus crew & exact role) and cannot ever be replaced with say, 3 ambulances and crews at ~same cost. Meanwhile you still need an ambulance for transport. Which is going to be a while because as noted in an audit they cannot “add additional ambulance shifts by re-assigning existing resources from fire”. But at least 5 guys in turnout gear can babysit with the $2.5M truck their medical kits are in.
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New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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Oh my god it’s real
Remember the time a transit community engagement consultant wrote an article about visiting Amsterdam to see how they built transit infrastructure and was shocked and offended that they didn’t do “community engagement”?
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