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Ndaire

@Ndaire_

One side of a Gemini is curious and talkative; the other is reflective and reserved, a beautiful paradox.

 Kenya
Joined June 2017
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Kerry 🇰🇪 (@kerubo_hillary) profile pictureKerry 🇰🇪
@kerubo_hillarySep 15
Watu wa Thome mmefikiwa😊 Carrefour has launched store number 36 in your neighbourhood Sahii mmejawa na furaha mpwito mpwito or whatever we used to write in inshas😅 #CarrefourThome
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iPhone 14 128GB (pre owned) 🏷️Ksh 40,000/= 🔋100% health (Replaced) ✨Warranty ✨Free Glass Protector ✨Data transfer ✨Charging Cable ♻️Trade-In accepted 🚚Delivery ☎️0707627623
Image from Brix Electronics ™️ (@samson_maish)
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Pala@OnyachPalaFeb 27
Aaah damn, appreciate all the love Hekaya is getting ❤️
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STEVEN@mash_sirFeb 20
Linda matako
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Dan Gote@99thsenseFeb 20
Usingizi after mechi haitaki denge dingo ❌ Usingizi after mechi haitaki dem ako na smartphone ✅
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Andeka
@PrimeandekaFeb 20
Tukisema afadhali mlevi kuliko mwendawazimu huwa mnadhani tunajoke😂😂😂
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Droid@droid254Feb 20
Justice for Growers
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Neil Renic@NC_RenicJan 6
Me: "copy and paste text from this pdf to a word document.” Adobe Acrobat: “Ab$Ol utely N O PrO blem”
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Mahtma ganzi@mxrinyoJan 6
Walking in the cbd with my laptop in the mouth to avoid being robbed
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Alf@alf_254_Jan 6
Please help us find Ian.
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Replying to @Auntyisi
My anger isn’t even with you, it’s with the man who looked at you and decided you should have his children.
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"Blackie, whitie, Indian, Chine Slimmie, Fluffy, poor gyal..."
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weekend hack : an offline parser for local 🇰🇪 pdf bank statements. might release soon... – at Nairobi, Kenya
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KK💯@ke933523 Dec 2025
Replying to @MwauraIsaac1
Hii kiherehere Ndio ilifanya uzaliwe kabla upakwe rangi..
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Samson waking up with a taper fade while being surrounded by philistines 😂
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Replying to @Captain_Kaza @Cristiano
we have Pele with 1,279 goals in our archives - so no
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"I speak English because I'm required to communicate with degenerates like you" 😂
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Dr. Najat Abdul-Aziz (@theafroaussie) profile pictureDr. Najat Abdul-Aziz
@theafroaussie14 Nov 2025
I speak fluent Somali,Swahili, Arabic, intermediate Italian and Russian. My parents speak fluent Italian, Russian, French, Arabic, Somali , Swahili. I speak English because I’m required to communicate with degenerates like you.
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Fridah🤍 (@muthoni_frih) profile pictureFridah🤍@muthoni_frih14 Nov 2025
My faves wako na Ep wanadrop soon Ngai eda 👐🏾✨@watendawili
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he is everywhere
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