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I'll keep writing until I write something good or I die. Writer. Filmmaker. Software Engineer. (in no particular order)

Southern Maine
Joined June 2012
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Trump heard JD Vance was getting attention for fucking a couch so he had to suck off a microphone, I guess??
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Protect me from who?
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I got a vasectomy 26 years ago, and here's what I noticed: There were no protestors, no one trying to get me to change my mind, no unnecessary medical scans, and no 48 hour waiting period. It's like I was trusted to make my own medical decisions. 🀨
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
my therapist is actually the one that grows as a person just by talking to me
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Works pretty good for a β€œpartially assembled” engine :)
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Flight 5 Starship and Super Heavy are ready to fly, pending regulatory approval. Additional booster catch testing and Flight 6 vehicle testing is planned while waiting for clearance to fly
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
when he holds press conferences we’ll only see the top of his head over a fence
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
β€œLet’s just say Tim Walz doesn’t drink Diet Mountain Dew. Am I right? You guys get it. Great crowd”- JD Vance attempting stand up at his next rally
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I’m sorry to all of the comedians but Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
My favorite video of the Olympics so far is the cameraman for the trampoline gymnastics
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Slow motion view of Flight 5 Starship’s six Raptor engines during static fire
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I'm not sure about oil prices, you see. I have solar panels and drive an EV specifically so that the president's magical gas price dial doesn't affect me.
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Replying to @AdamMGrant
an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Elon Musk has to be fighting so hard not to sell his sperm right now. You know he wants to.
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
#TIFF24 World Premiere: Seth Worley’s SKETCH starring Tony Hale (@MrTonyHale), D’Arcy Carden (@DarcyCarden), Bianca Belle, Kue Lawrence, and Kalon Cox. tiff.net/events/sketch
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I need people to remember that a black man won the popular vote twice and a woman won the popular vote once but lost bc (among other things) of electoral college/bad strategy. Do not let people say this country won’t vote for a woman. The majority of voters literally did lol.
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I prosecuted sex predators. Trump is one. I shut down for-profit scam colleges. He ran one. I held big banks accountable. He's owned by them. I'm not just prepared to take on Trump, I'm prepared to beat him.
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Maine gun shows will look different when 72-hour waiting period begins in August newscentermaine.com/article/…
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Nick Salve (he/him)πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
JD as in β€œJust Don’t go on the internet anymore everything is really really bad”
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