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Denise Whining

@NotCafeHon

We specialize in trademarking common words, making mediocre food and perpetuating patronizing stereotypes. To the easily confused: We're not actually Cafe Hon.

 Hampden, Hon
Joined December 2010
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Alternate headline to The Sun's @cafehon story: "Attention Whore Gets Attention"
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Cafe Hon no longer says Honfest proceeds go to Project 12, their charity that's never done anything. Won't someone think of the fake kids?
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Remember when grandma would put on her feather boa, talk like a moron, and then try to sue a bunch of small businesses? Me either. #Hon™
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New: Litigation Tent at Honfest! Report neighbors for Hon trademark infractions & win prizes! Next to the "Poor People Talk Funny" Dunk Tank
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Cafake Hon@cafehon9 Jun 2011
The official beer of Honfest is that great hometown brew...Heineken. #shoplocal
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Charm City Now@CharmCityNow8 Jun 2011
Replying to @cafehon
Ha! The twitter account for @cafehon was hijacked just in time for HonFest. Follow them now!
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Another brilliant strategy, @cafehon! RT @cafehon Join us this weekend as we clog the streets of Hampden making fun of poor people!
Who's ready to perpuate some stereotypes and buy some crap that funds our legal fees, hon? #cafehon #honfest
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Also banned from HonFest? Fun.
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Thank goodness for suckers! RT @ryane1984 #HONgateFail RT @MMMcDermott I'm at Cafe Hon (1002 W 36th St, at Roland Ave, Baltimore
A big FF to @pjaskunas, the novelist hired by Cafe Hon to handle PR. Brilliant! Everyone loves Cafe Hon again! #OrYouCouldHireaPRperson
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Wow. #newlow RT @sugarfreak "As for you fat protestors. You could stand to skip a few meals." Comments section is Gold. http://bit.ly/gYC3Jz
The cover of this week's @city_paper is Denise Whiting™. Finally, a look at Baltimore's real problems. #dontfeedtheattentionwhore
1 1/2 months after this Hon-troversy nonsense happens, we go & whine to @city_paper http://bit.ly/e64Xbk #brilliant #wecanexplaineverything
Since we infringed on their concept of flavorless foodish products, we won't be suing Denny's for using "hon". http://youtu.be/jY6dPQJc2RA
Lots of free chairs in Hampden today! They seem perfectly good but people are just tossing them in the street. We grabbed 2 dozen so far.
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Just trademarked ThunderSnow, bitches!
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Due to the expected 5-10", we won't be able to provide dinner service. Please mock Baltimore and poor people from the safety of your home.
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Baltimore Restaurant Week starts tonight. Some of the best restaurants in town are on the list! You could also go to Cafe Hon.
I worked to get those small businesses shut down so their employees could spend more time with their families. Why are you so anti-family?!
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