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We specialize in trademarking common words, making mediocre food and perpetuating patronizing stereotypes. To the easily confused: We're not actually Cafe Hon.

Hampden, Hon
Joined December 2010
Denise Whining retweeted
The official beer of Honfest is that great hometown brew...Heineken. #shoplocal
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Replying to @cafehon
Ha! The twitter account for @cafehon was hijacked just in time for HonFest. Follow them now!
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#HonGate now national newsRT @BaltimoreGal: WHOA, HON!!! Via @nprnews: Baltimoreans To Businesswoman: Not So Fast, Hon | n.pr/fX02Go
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Better late than never, Café Hon Protest Photos http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2011/01/cafe-hon-protest-photos.html
Denise Whiting opens ghetto-themed Crack Cafe in West Baltimore http://bit.ly/h7IFa3 #hongate #honfines Please RT
Hey #Baltimore incl. @NotCafeHon . ..Have u seen these Hontroversy Videos..Wow. http://tinyurl.com/334rqry
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Replying to @NotCafeHon
@NotCafeHon Don't worry, it won't be Cafe(NoFun)Hon!
.@baltimoresun's Celebrity Smackdown - lame. @DanRodricks smackdown of Denise Whiting -–masterful. http://bit.ly/eTpqwG #hongate #honfines
I love this "Hon" sticker that someone made (not sure who, but it's genius!) http://bit.ly/fZ2KpV #pHONy
Morning, hon! Don't RT this, or you'll owe Cafe Hon ten dollars.
Replying to @NotCafeHon
@NotCafeHon I've just trademarked the christmas lights on 34th st. Looking is free, but holiday cheer will cost you...