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Enjoys urbanism, video games, and basketball. Does not enjoy exerting effort. Tyler (XU '18) He/Him

Cincinnati, OH
Joined December 2015
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Remember when they forced Grok to talk about violence against Boer farmers in all of its answers
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Woke fatigue was very real; whatever our goals, between ~2013 and ~2023, we got pretty obnoxious in how we pursued them and people genuinely got sick of it. But chud fatigue…they alienated the public more in two years than we managed in a decade. Incredible stuff.
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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I DO NOT direct my squad mates in this game. If you wanna stand downwind of a Geth Prime that's on you, Miranda
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this lowk being up there with this tiktok comment
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It actually IS the role of government to provide for you. Living in a society is a trade off of relinquishing some of your personal sovereignty for stability and material comfort. If the government doesn't provide you with ANYTHING you're just being oppressed
Because it’s not the role of government to provide for you , and also no one is entitled to anyone’s services for free. Also “free” is never free. Somebody always has to pay an exorbitant amount just so you can have something for a lower cost at their expense.
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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It’s awesome how this is basically his entire fault
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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Blue Wave smacked Republicans so hard DeSantis dropped the act and started talking like a guy who went to Yale and got a JD from Harvard again.
Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore: "Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"
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"You're not going to like what happens next" *plays with dolls twice as hard*
“Empress Padmé’s Declaration of American Imperium” (ft. Chancellor Palpatine)
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Roger Ebert knew
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I know Graham wasn't a good candidate but she was also mostly uncontroversial too. I figured just being republican would carry her to the finish line.
I'm going to be perfectly honest. I did in my heart think there was a chance that Mississippi was flippable. Hyde-Smith was such a bad candidate, and Mississippi has such a high black population. But South Carolina? I would have never guessed.
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I think Hyde-Smith's refusal to concede at this point has much more to do with the specific humiliation of Republicans losing a Senate seat in Mississippi to a black Democrat than it does to her belief she might pull off a come from behind victory.
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This is probably in the Top 10 of ways you could possibly go out
California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' trib.al/5DwKmb8
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>did everyone just walk around with PTSD I think something along these lines is actually true, and is part of the reason the premodern world was so shockingly, and often seemingly senselessly, cruel and violent: "Ticking timebomb" levels of emotional pain were far more common.
craziest thing about history is how often your children would just die. and not that long ago. i'm reading a bio of Lincoln and it just slips that his kids kept dying tragically. today that's a life-defining event. did everyone just walk around with PTSD or what
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do you know how crazy it is that Elon Musk is the normal PayPal co-founder?
NEW: In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president. “America is the last and final form of the Roman Empire,” Thiel told a closed-door crowd in Nashville’s Masonic Temple. “There is no successor.” He has attacked Pope Leo XIV at least four times this year, once calling him “a useful idiot for the CCP.” thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-…
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The day we accept that men are just as much victims of patricarchy as women are, will be the day we'll finally be able to dismantle patriarchy These boys weren't born cruel, they were taught cruelty because cruelty is "manly."
"Men arent bad, they're socialized to be selfish, violent, and to see women as objects" This is what little girls have to deal with. We endure casual cruelty and abuse our entire lives, but we're supposed to pretend males are victims of the same system built by men to protect men
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i really appreciate how much time this cat gives the celery before deciding it's not for them. really gives it a fair shake
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Replying to @overeasyreg
“if we desegregated sports women would never win again” it sounds like you just dont think women should be playing sports idk what to tell you man
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