@PR0TUS

McGovern gang, certified

 Annapolis, MD
Joined November 2008
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Replying to @1_1_2029 @rickygervais
W E A P O N I Z E D T R A P S – at Linthicum, MD
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Jon Bernthal earnestly spouting "But you think you understand the inventory of Home Depot" is going right to the VIP area of memory storage.
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@sovietsoleriAug 26
this video kills me every time he was real for this
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Never heard this will have to investigate
💥 TPR Classic💥@TPRfriendsJul 31
Replying to @PR0TUS @peta @paulcormier29
Evidently, if you put a rock in the bucket they stop killing each other... your point still stands.
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I’m confused I thought the bill I was paying was for the energy.
Philadelphia is a car city@beansandbikesJul 2
Americans across the political spectrum really think it is their god-given right to use hundreds of times more than their fair share of limited, planet-destroying resources
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Quick link for all the guys beating propaganda drums over the key bridge rebuild. keybridgerebuild.com/wp-cont…
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Sounds like somebody just found out the hard way to stay very clear of US Navy vessels near Norfolk
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Adding a significant % to your hvac bill so you have a gap around your house to shimmy down lol.
kate wehwalt
@mcmansionhell9 Aug 2025
not dense enough for a walkable neighborhood. try again.
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It’s kinda crazy that grates on drainage structures aren’t code. How are we getting to this in 2025?
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"Seasteading. It's going to change everything. No man's land. Think waterworld but no Kevin Costner earing men. Just people who fought to be there. Ocean people." My pitch to local credit union for a huge [fucking astronomical >20m] loan for a 122 ft. Pershing in France.
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Replying to @b_e_a_nnny
@b_e_a_n_mom hey wow you were super right about the movie flow. My son is locked the fuck in
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Case and point
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Nature doc narrators are always describing matching dances as like complicated and shit. Then they show it and it’s like “wow the bird looked into the sky and yelled”
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Mark your calendars: XB-1 first supersonic flight window opens Jan 27. Airplane is ready to fly now, and we'll be monitoring weather as we get closer. Livestream here on @X, with some special guest hosts and an @Starlink air-to-air livestream.
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“KrrieeOoORiee Rrkttktkt.” “I call it melancholia. Lincoln had it. You have it.”
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Did Angela Alsobrooks really just say her mother learned to type on a refrigerator?
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Feels like the amount of people who can’t read on x is increasing. Much to consider
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Solar storms may cause faint auroras overnight in parts of Northern Hemisphere apnews.com/article/aurora-ge…

Solar storms may cause faint auroras overnight in parts of Northern Hemisphere

People in Canada and northern U.S. cities including Seattle and Minneapolis may see faint auroras due to moderate solar storms.

apnews.com
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Do cheese curds really exist?
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The MCU (Maryland cinematic universe)
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The HBCU (historically black cinematic universe)
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USA DEFEATS PAKISTAN AT THE T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IMAGINABLE PAKISTAN MADE THE FINAL LAST TIME. JUST USA’S SECOND WORLD CUP MATCH EVER… AND WEVE WON THEM BOTH!!!
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