Carbon-based lifeform. This model no longer supported. Maintained solely for compatibility with 20th-century legacy systems.
Loose Angles, Caulifornia
Joined April 2008
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We need to grapple with how social conservative and fiscal conservative grievances have been collapsed in the conservative mind into the feminization of bureaucracy and regulation. Any rules or enforcement mechanisms—and administrative state itself—are all cast as women.
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.@AshaRangappa is correct as usual, but she deserves an enormous amount of credit for (I think) coming up with the term "Pooty calls," which we should all use from now on.
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There was a place for Flaco, and it was here.
Some words on New York's favorite bird, forever free. Over at @HellGateNY.
hellgatenyc.com/flaco-fly-fr…
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GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker
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Simon Kuper:
"There’s a reason to be optimistic about Britain. The nation is completing a seven-year therapy treatment that worked...But at last, the UK knows what it is: a small country that needs immigrants, high taxes and European allies."
ft.com/content/b294d9e6-6bd5…
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Please consider supporting and donating Moroccan organizations such as @AmalNonProfit working on the ground to provide relief for the #moroccoearthquake. #Morocco and its people deserve your solidarity and support.
paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu…
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Health facts by Makcka B!! 🥒Benefits of Cucumber - Song youtu.be/lL42O2p1nx8 via @YouTube
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this is just to say
I, the plum
that was in
the icebox
am declaring my candidacy
in the
2020 presidential election
vote for me
I am delicious
so sweet
and so cold
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Enrique Tarrio, who once described me as a "childless dog mother" (which is accurate), has been sentenced to 22 years in prison for Jan. 6.
Story w/@thegregwalters
vice.com/en/article/88xv9k/p…
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And success! Enjoy "when my father reprograms my mother {" by Caroline Mao: strangehorizons.com/poetry/w… #poetry
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When you try to get some 'hidden camera' footage but your Burrowing Owls immediately find your camera...
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FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time
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I think it’s important to remember that @DebbieGibson did a cover of The Soft Boys “I Wanna Destroy You” with the Circle Jerks. I don’t want this lost to history. This was awesome and it’s why I’m here on Twitter. To remind you things like this happened.
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A friend near my old home runs a farm, and he allowed me to set up a workshop on it, to photograph the little owls that lived there. I spent every spring, summer and autumn there since 2016. #MrsFluffy #FluffyMcFluffface #AcornTheOwlet
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Orcas flipping boats. Otters absconding with surf boards. Once seagulls join this revolution, it’s over. We’re toast.
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“The core of [Trump’s] base is really Prosperity Ministers and things called New Apostolic Reformation churches where the leader claims to be a Prophet or an Apostle who gets direct revelations from God and speaks in tongues and casts out demons.” --@CultExpert
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When I request anything from any AI tool, I always say hi, please, & thanks and stay super polite and friendly. You never when our AI overlord will make its move and it will have records of every single blunt demand and indecorous slight, as well as an armada of combat drones