Elevating the inane. Mundanity in spades, and the savings are passed on to you!
borderlands
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forgive me if I don't join in w/your highs and lows I'm holding down the fucking middle
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the reasons people give you are not necessarily the reasons they reach for in the dark
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Watches romance flick backwards to see an insipid woman who lives solely for a man blossom into an individual with her own life
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i don't have a sword or a hammer or mutant superpowers, but i've been using one pen for a really long time and it hasn't run out of ink yet
The dog trainer said my dog has 'possession aggression' and now i finally have a phrase to describe my own attachment style.
Age is just a number! (a number steadily rising until inevitably collapsing in on itself sucking you into an abyss of nonexistence)
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A murder of crows. A petit larceny of jackdaws. A forcible touching of magpies. An indecent exposure of ravens. A racketeering of choughs.