ess bee fritz

when you've heard enough about valentine's day already

g pants mean business but you know the f skort's all pleasure {wink}

psst...that's not happiness, it's a saber-toothed tiger.

me to all of 2016

"What can i possibly say? i guess that I miss you...i guess I forgive you. i'm glad that you stood in my way." youtube.com/watch?v=tAmQgI_M…

@Home_Halfway I was super psyched to wake up to this trophy, thanks so much, Michael!

i don't know what you mean.

then you might relate to this? youtube.com/watch?v=BvtQQdZS…

that feeling when you have the *perfect* comeback

Bid on salvation at kneeBay. Swipe left on SINder. Poke Jesus on Faithbook. Find your way with Gospel Maps.

monkey hair, don't care

Tell your mom scientists have solved her contraception problem.

@batkaren cat baron for bat karen!