I'm an overgrown kid in my forties with three crazy little boys (14, 13, & 10) and a very patient (and tired) wife.
Olympia, Washington
Joined December 2013
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4yo: I wanna shower!
Me: Alright, but you’ll need to go get a clean towel first
4yo: Okay!
…I guess he’s planning on being in there for a while
Me: That’s not how you play the game, you have to toss the bean bag.
3yo: Okay… *Throws bean bag at his brother’s head*
#boys
My kids keep breaking the arms off one of my nutcrackers.
Instead of repairing it again I discovered it was easier to just give him a friend…
The boys decided to make my lunch for me for work. I'll have to inspect it for dirt & hot wheels cars before eating it.
"More circles! Keep going!!"
I'm starting to regret taking the tandem side by side bike to meet his brothers' school bus. #TiredDad – at East Olympia, WA
Multiple choice question, this is:
A) Late night snack
B) Cool mug
or…
C) Proof my kids got every bowl dirty and I'm too lazy to do dishes – at Washington, USA
#TheLEGOBatmanMovie was sold out, now at a new theater, stuffing our faces with popcorn…
Holy $$ Batman!
May need re-fi loan to pay for it. – at Lacey, WA
