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I make silly videos about beautiful Video games. Accessibility advocate. Lover of fetch quests. Business inquiries [email protected]

Outer Bands, Milky Way
Joined March 2012
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No one... Absolutely no one... No Man's Sky: You're now a space construction worker. 😂
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For those of you mercifully confused by this and her whole... thing, Nicki Minaj wants two things: a pardon for her brother (who was convicted of sexually abusing an 11 year old girl in New York State, a pardon that can only be granted by the governor) and a pardon for her husband (he didn't register as a sex offender in California, a federal offense, which can only be pardoned by the President.)
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"had to choose"
In a recent Bloomberg report, Jason Schreier states: “Star Wars: Battlefront 3 has not even begun development yet, but EA executives saw it as a less risky, more predictable bet than a new Mass Effect–and the publisher behind Battlefield has always been more comfortable with shooters than RPGs.” With the added pressure of paying off $18 billion in leveraged debt after its sale to a business consortium and Saudi Arabia’s investment fund, Battlefront 3 made more financial sense.
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“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” ― Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot
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Did Jasmine Crockett write this?
Texas state Rep. James Talarico is attempting to gain ground with Texas’ 2.7 million Black voters. Some strategists and local lawmakers think the Senate candidate is falling short. washingtonsun.com/campaigns/…
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end stage capitalism is so fucking stupid
How is this a real article in a serious newspaper?
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I'm old enough to remember that we were supposed to be afraid of George Soros
Elon Musk has cemented his record as the largest individual political donor in modern American history. Musk poured $446 million of his own money into this year’s midterm elections, mostly aimed at preserving the Republican Party’s control of Congress. wapo.st/4igb5Kq
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It’s very telling that restricting the ability of eligible voters to vote is seen as a win for Republicans.
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Guy who has complained about George Soros for years has given 4x more than George Soros ever gave in a single cycle, the largest amount spent on a single election by an individual in history
🔴 News - Elon Musk donated another $76 million to support Republicans, raising his total contributions this cycle to over $442 million
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DMZ would be really fun if it wasn't for all of the exfil camping sweats.
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late-stage capitalism leaves another corpse
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80 BILLION. first HALF of 2026.
JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.
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- Coast to Coast FSD by 2017 - "Funding Secured" 2018 - 1 million robotaxis in 2020 - Human trials for restoring full body functionality to individuals with spinal cord injuries in 2022 - 2 Million Cybercabs in 2024 - "Ill replace millions of HW3 FSD Computers" in 2026 And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head. He has fulfilled non of those promises. @elonmusk is the *greatest* liar on planet earth.
Elon Musk says he sees $SPCX annual recurring revenue to land between $500 billion and $1 trillion by the end of 2027.
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Since 2013… 1,208 children have been shot at school. 0 children have received gender reassignment surgery at school. We've turned imaginary issues into national emergencies while turning a blind eye to real threats.
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#mw4campaign was incredible. @InfinityWard cooked. Probably my favorite COD campaign now.
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I'm sure @bariweiss will be all over this
Unacceptable. Meta took down the No Kings Instagram today and kept it offline for well over an hour. Censoring free speech to appease Donald Trump? We the people deserve answers, but regardless, we will not be silenced.
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North Carolina A&T students marched an hour each way to vote on the first day of early voting after their campus polling site was removed by the Guilford County Elections Board. Proud 👏🏽
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This is funny because Elon literally cut 4 billion dollars worth of cancer research funding through @DOGE. "You'd hate him if he did something good!" Well.... he's literally doing the exact opposite of that good thing so here we are.
If Elon created a cancer vaccine, people would complain about the size of the needle.
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