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Joined December 2019
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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"UE5"
Cyberpunk 2 (Project Orion) - UE5 - new Boston branch developing - core 2077 vets are leading - rumored multiplayer element - Mike Pondsmith teased dual locations If CDPR picks up where they left off after saving Cyberpunk 2077, this game is going to blow minds.
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Newbie Mina friend forgot what drifter was called so she kept yelling “The Tickler is coming for me” and I was like WHO??? And she ran back to me and I could see that motherfucker in an alley and in the most horrified voice she whispers: “The touchler”
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Spankus retweeted
IT’S ME! See you October 1 @fnaf_scottgames
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ok so i’ll just go fuck myself until the next movie starts filming
IT’S ME! See you October 1 @fnaf_scottgames
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Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is coming to life with a permanent location - Grand Opening 2027!
Fantasy and Fun Come to Life in 2027 - Only at American Dream @FNAF_ScottGames
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Fantasy and Fun Come to Life in 2027 - Only at American Dream @FNAF_ScottGames
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Spankus retweeted
“Oh a price increase for the Steam Deck, it’ll probably just be another 50 maybe 100 dolla-”
Valve has raised Steam Deck prices in the US • 1TB OLED $649 -> $949 • 512GB OLED $549 -> $789 still out of stock store.steampowered.com/steam…
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Spankus retweeted
Steam Controller easter egg: the controller screams when dropped by about 3 feet (Big Picture Mode, about once every 5-6 drops) reddit.com/r/SteamController…
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1 down… 2 to go
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genuinely insufferable clip . from the sexualized baby talk to the “I’m not touching you” racism to the slur to the forced laughter
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Autistic people tasting chicken nuggets for the first time
im fucking crying this is what happens when you find a mii's favorite food what the hell
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- Nothing for BP and called it a buff - Nerf Daredevil and not touching poke after saying its dominant - Elsa gets a slap on the wrist - Groot gets no nerf Fire Zhiyong. That fucker has months of feedback and still cant give us proper balance. FIRE HIM NOW IM SICK OF HIS SHIT.
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Copy me NOW I must live FOREVER
🚨Nobody wants to hear this but it needs to be said. > Scientists just copied a fruit fly's brain into a computer. Neuron by neuron. No training data. No machine learning. > It woke up and started walking. No one taught it to walk. No one trained it. No gradient descent. It just... knew what to do. A fruit fly brain has 140,000 neurons. A human brain is around 86,000,000,000. And we've gotten really good at scaling. Meaning with this proof, the first digital human won't be built by OpenAI. It'll be copied from someone who's already alive. Your consciousness is software. And someone just proved it can be copy-pasted. Start your day with that.
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Just gonna headcanon this was a Courier cameo #falloutspoilers
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Replying to @Kevduit
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