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Previously @appalledhamster. A ball of impotent rage. Reactionary noticer. I will never DM you. Ignore any DMs from this account. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

Joined July 2026
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Can we just skip directly to the helicopter rides part of this whole process please?
🔴🇫🇷 FLASH INFO | Le maire de Trappes Ali Rabeh annonce qu’en cas de victoire de la gauche en 2027, elle pénalisera par la loi de 1881 le fait d’exprimer l’idée « du remplacement d’un prétendu peuple français blanc de souche ».
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our future without remigrating millions.
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Saving the 3rd world is neither possible nor is it in our interests. Get over your White saviour complex.
The net-benefit that our nation receives from Somali immigration is the knowledge that 200,000 people have been saved from famine and needless suffering. If you cannot understand why this is important, you’re missing an important source of meaning in life and deserve some pity
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A shanty town Well done you
One week on, Oxford Street is already showing what a traffic-free future can look like. Some businesses are already reporting huge surges in both footfall and sales.
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Modern liberals are the heirs of Rousseau. Not for them the actual will of electorates, but an abstract, idealised General Will, the departure from which is stubborn at best and evil at worst. Hence all actions are justified.
Nie pozwolę, by prawica wyprowadziła nas z Unii Europejskiej. O to dziś toczy się gra.
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This would have been laughable back when only 10% of young people went to university, but it's an especially ridiculous thing to say now that 50+% go and"being a student" means almost nothing. All young people are naïve, arrogant, inexperienced and ignorant, but at least in 1968 you could assume that if they managed to get into university then at least they're probably weren't a _complete_ moron. Not anymore.
A good rule of history: if you find yourself opposing a student movement while siding with the ruling class, you're wrong. Every time, in every era, whatever the issue.
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Student movements have not always been on the right side of history. Mao's student Red Guards persecuted hundreds of thousands. Students helped Castro and Khomeini rise to power, and Nazi student groups opposed the Weimar Republic. britannica.com/topic/Red-Guar… encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art… aei.org/education/actu…
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There is no such thing as a housing crisis in a nation with below replacement fertility. Only an unacknowledged immigration crisis.
A San Francisco Federal Reserve paper recently found that the influx of unauthorized immigrants under the radical left accounted for 20% of rent growth during the 2021-2024 Bidenflation surge. By contrast, President Trump’s immigration enforcement policies are producing the opposite effect. State-level data show a strong association between increased immigration enforcement and more affordable rents. @POTUS will always put American families FIRST.
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Oh look, just as us paranoid hatemongers have predicted for years now - the state is going to start fiddling the figures to hide the extent of it relentless campaign of demographic replacement.
With the White British ethnic groups plummeting towards minority status it seems the government are now going to start meddling with the census data. They're calling it a new harmonised standard. 'The Office for National Statistics notes that there is no consensus on what constitutes an ethnic group' So this looks like a clear attempt to keep the demographic figures in the 70 percent bracket when in reality we're closer to the mid 60s.
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Poundland has filed to enter administration, putting 11,000 jobs at risk just weeks before Christmas, including here in Brixton. I stand with Poundland workers and @UsdawUnion. The owners must engage with workers and ministers, exploring every option to save jobs and shops.
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'Fuck democracy.'
Nie pozwolę, by prawica wyprowadziła nas z Unii Europejskiej. O to dziś toczy się gra.
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And then everyone clapped.
I’ve reached an age when some people offer me their seat on the tube - and I no longer feel any offence to my dignity. I just say yes gratefully. Except I’ve noticed they have one thing in common - they are almost always people of colour. True Brits.
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What am I watching here, just so I fully understand? Am I watching the globules actually trying to stage a coup of sorts and bake in permanence or is it something akin to what we have in the Yookay where it's essentially just a contest between hyper globalists and slightly less hyper globalists arguing about which of them gets to replace us as the soft coup already happened decades ago? Should I care in other words?
🚨BREAKING: Counter coup MP's and their supporters are literally cutting through the chains put in place by Donald Tusk's Police Things are escalating quickly Good Luck to all Polish Patriots 🇵🇱
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Quarter of a billion from just one individual. Now multiply fractions of this but in the millions. The West is being pillaged by the third world with the full support of its own political establishments. That's basically all Western Democracy™ is now. Any opposition to this model is classified as far-right.
#BREAKING: Indian national pleads guilty to $227M Medicare fraud in Illinois.
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“Anakin I understand the anger you have towards the sand people for killing your mother but imagine how bland the food would be on Tatooine without them”
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Remarkable thread. It illustrates the existential danger midwits represent. Hundreds of replies trying to walk him through it and he remains steadfast in clinging to his ignorance.
His cheapest pie is £4.95. Selling 20,000 would generate £99,000 revenue. He employs 39 people. Assuming they are all on minimum wage and work 40 hours weeks. The 50p increase costs his £780 in wages. With 15% employers national insurance that is £897 per week.
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White people ARE special. And Blacks and Browns tell us this every single day by trying to live as close to us as possible.
Abdul El-Sayed says White kids grow up thinking they’re special when they really aren’t. Follow: @AFpost
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Leftists surrendering to the “it takes a village to raise a child” brainrot, which was promoted simply to make black women living off the state and charity sector in the USA seem more palatable. As the father of their children would be absent, the taxpayer had to step-up. This slogan was used to mask the phenomenon and make welfare dependency seem co-operative and cozy instead. Unchecked the state naturally expands, so once on this path seeks to maximise dysfunction in order to find purpose in providing for it.
I hate the "why should my tax money go to this" argument...you live in a village (society), in that village everyone needs to be cared for...if you dont want to be a part of that village fuck off and stop whiney about it
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You can cancel an election and ban the winner from running (Romania), you can ban your opponents from ever running again (Hungary), you can threaten to ban the main opposition party and subject it to relentless investigations by the secret police (Germany), you can threaten a ban on the leading presidential candidate and make them wear an ankle monitor (France), every member of your circle can be investigated for corruption (Spain), you can try and cancel local elections because you will lose them (Britain), and you can storm the constitutional court with riot police because you want to control it (Poland). You can just do all these things. The secret is you just have to be on the right side of the European Commission.
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Our political class need to grow up The only response to this should be to go home and leave the Commonwealth
PM Andy Burnham will have an unofficial goal when he meets members of Britain’s former empire next week: Avoid a fight about slavery reparations. Good luck, as they say, with that. vist.ly/5qmq5
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